Can't find my arrse, but know what my elbow looks like

#1
Sorry to barge into Booty Territory but I can't find my arrse. has it gone west or is it only me. I can find you chaps though so cannot believe it is only me.
 
#2
Resurgam said:
Sorry to barge into Booty Territory but I can't find my arrse. has it gone west or is it only me. I can find you chaps though so cannot believe it is only me.
It's not only you, mate. ARRSE crashed and burned sometime yesterday; all we got when we tried to log on was a blank page. ARRSE Mods are working on it.
 
#3
Cheers I was feeling pretty deprived and wondering if I had finally been declared PNG or something. Can I lurk here for a bit please. I need my daily fix of banter.

A refugee

ps I am not sure I like the new arrse format. Being over here I realise how much I like the old format.
 
#9
He goes onto google, types 'arrse' and then clicks on the bit that comes up in the results. I tried it on my computer and get the usual blank screen. Feck knows why its working on his and not mine!
 
#11
box-of-frogs said:
He goes onto google, types 'arrse' and then clicks on the bit that comes up in the results. I tried it on my computer and get the usual blank screen. Feck knows why its working on his and not mine!
I tried that and got exactly the same result as you, BOF.

Skin turning green...muscles starting to swell... :whax: :pc:

HULK WANT ARRSE!!!
 
#15
Surprising that there is no holding page on ARRSE to say " We anticipate that service will be resumed in X hrs/days"

Lots of Arrsers will have a look on here or on Rear Party so it would make sense to put some information here too.

Is there a technical term for the embarkation of Army personnel on warships? - It could be a new, if temporary, forum on here!
 
#16
Mag on - back in!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on a random idea, i tried using internet explorer (usually use firefox), and managed to get arrse loaded!!!! When i tried to log-in, there was same problem, so i lurked about. Found a post from a 'mr pr':

"If you are having issues with a blank page for any site it is usually a cookie issue. Clear your arrse related cookies (or all your cookies if you aren't sure how to be specific) from which ever web browser you use and it should be problem solved.

This is often the case when upgrades are performed, especially so when they are reversed."

Have cleared all cookies and am now back in the fight!!

Thanks rumration for having us!!!!!!! I'll be back when arrse breaks again!!! :w00t:
 

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#18
rosinacarley said:
Thats nice, come over when your own site is U/S then bugger off again. Charming.

Although I think I might make reference to typical bloody pongos!
Tart! Typical ex-Wren; a Pongo comes along and she off, like a fly around shit... :threaten:
 
#19
rosinacarley said:
Thats nice, come over when your own site is U/S then bugger off again. Charming.

Although I think I might make reference to typical bloody pongos!
Keep your thong on darling, Arrse has gone tits again!!!!!! Told you i'd be back!
 
#20
sgtpepperband said:
rosinacarley said:
Thats nice, come over when your own site is U/S then bugger off again. Charming.

Although I think I might make reference to typical bloody pongos!
Tart! Typical ex-Wren; a Pongo comes along and she off, like a fly around shit... :threaten:
She's not made of wood!!!
 

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