Cannibals in the RN

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  1. Cannibals in the Navy...
    Five cannibals were employed by the Navy as translators during one of the island campaigns of World War II. When the Commanding Admiral of the task force welcomed the cannibals he said, "You're all part of our team now. We will compensate you well for your services, and you can eat any of the rations that the Sailors are eating. So please do not indulge yourselves by eating a Sailor."

    The cannibals promised.

    Four weeks later, the Admiral returned and said, "You're all working hard, and I'm very satisfied with every one of you. However, one of our Chief Petty Officers has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"

    The cannibals all shook their heads. After the Admiral left, the leader of the cannibals turned to the others and said, "Which of you idiots ate the Chief?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replied, "You idiot! For four weeks we've been eating Subbies, Lieutenants, Lieutenant Commanders, Commanders, and even one Captain, and no one noticed a thing.

    And then YOU had to go and eat a Chief!"
  2. Made I laugh!!

    Keep Striving.
  3. see nothing has changed in todays RN then
  4. haha, i think that was the reason for my recent breakup, due to the ex wanting me to stop drinking beer that is
  5. That's a crap joke; and perhaps just a tad anti-orcifer. :D

  6. And your point is? :D :D :D :D (Sir)
  7. Just making a little point, that's all. Stop getting at me!
  8. toptastic joke. :p
  9. LOL sorry i was just wondering that all. :oops: :oops: :oops:

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