Can you think...........

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Jenny_Dabber, Sep 21, 2009.

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  1. Of a good caption for this picture;

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  2. You b*stard, its supposed to stink I'm a jenny. 8O
     
  3. "Please don't kill me, take me home. I promise I won't tell anyone what you've done."
     
  4. You got a mirror in those knickers love as i can see myself in them later!!! :D
     
  5. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "Okay, Daddy. I'll get back in the basement..." :cry:
     
  6. I wish I'd listened Mum, when you warned me about sailors.....
     
  7. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Me: "Darling, are you feeling sleepy?"
    Her: "Why? Do I look tired?"
    Me: "No. I put something in your drink..."
     
  8. Jenny was seriously beginning to regret having the prawn vindaloo last night.
     
  9. There's something licking my arse
     
  10. And its not Wrecker!
     
  11. OMG,I followed through!
     
  12. It's my business if I wear my tatty knickers over the top of my shorts, and I bet you get redeye on this photo!
     
  13. "Would you have a roll of bog paper in your pocket by any chance"
     
  14. "Eeek! There's spunk, blood, and shit running down the backs of my legs!"
     
  15. there's a pain in my tum something is running out my bum Diarrhoea
     
  16. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Guy: "Hey, is your dad in prison by any chance?"
    Girl: "No, why?"
    Guy: "Because, if I was your dad, I'm sure I'D be in prison."
     
  17. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Him: "Want to see my cock?"
    Her: "No!"
    Him: "Want to see my gun?"
    Her: "No way!"
    Her: "Cock it is then!"
     

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