I want to go into submarines - so I had my own Diesel Exhausts fitted (Port and Stbd side of hooter), and then I thought it would be nice to have a few shackles attached to the ears so I could volunteer to be a buoy jumper and get the first rope across when anchoring at Charlie Buoy for the weekend. The chin thing doubles up as an emergency bunk light when they scram the reactor so I can find my way to my emergency station. I also have emergency lighting rigged up at the top of Port and Stbd ear-holes. The tattoos? I thought everyone in the Navy had tatoos. What do you think my chances are then? Yours Faithfully, Norman "The Nostril" Grimshaw. *The Stanley Blade Crew* Manchester.