Can I join the recce platoon even though I wear glasses?

Discussion in 'The Corps' started by Spartan, Jul 26, 2007.

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  1. Hi again guys. I've decided to stop mucking about now. I have a real question. I am joining the Marines soon and am hopefully going to specialise in reconaisance. However, I wear glasses due to short sightedness. I guess that if I lost my glasses I woul;dn't be able to count how many enemy there were on the horizon or get a detailed view of what they were up to as I watched from afar.

    that said, I bet they give you a telescope to aid vision. Also, I am extremely good at stealth ameuvers. I practice at home and have copied my moves of Splinter Cell on the XBox 360. I can move silently and creep up on people without them knowing I;m there. I know hw to ascend and descend a flight of stairs without making them creak, how execute stealth kills with melee weapons and I know how to walk silently by putting a pair of socks over your shoes to muffle the sound.

    Am I the right material for recce platoon then?
  2. You are a knob fcuk off
  3. Have you tried the local Lunatic Asylum?[​IMG]
  4. Mate your either the king of wind ups, or your you a few rounds short of a full magazine. :slow:

    ...............and lose that fckn chav baseball cap avatar you tool.
  5. Well there is no need to be so mean and nasty.
  6. Stop being a cnut then.

    It was funny the first time around but its getting boring now. Ask a serious question and you will get a serious answer. Act like dick and you will get treated like one.

  7. what a complete w*nk*r
  8. Oh ****, not again.
  9. One Flew Over The Cockoo`s Nest, and landed here.
  10. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  11. Try Lego StarWars, I hear the Jedi Council are recruiting and you dont need good eyesight, just use the farce.... sorry force
  12. LOL @ spartan - back again so soon mate??
  13. Not just that my fine young man, they also give you a green lidded combat labrador for when your eyesight inevitably fails due to constant self abuse. Failing that they'll rig you up with a white stick and you can clear the minefields.

    Welcome aboard shipmate, we always need organ donors like yourself!
  14. :laughing1: :laughing2: :laughing3:

    Spartan you crack me up!

    Please change your avatar back to the one with the headband its "the bomb" you soft [email protected]: :laughing6:

    btw, wer'nt you a member of East 17 ?
  15. Your father must be gutted.

    All that ******* work and what does he get? You! What a waste of energy.
  16. Surely it's not that hard to ban someone? Just **** him off
  17. I take it that he`s a Batchelor, I`ve got nothing against Batchelors, cos i know his father was one.
  18. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I'd wager a bet your mother wishes she swallowed the night you were concieved.
  19. He was but they kicked him out for having such a soft cock background, they were real geezers mate.

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