Can Hot Bunking make you gay?

Thanks to Trelawney I have just read a report on the BBC about a visit by them to one of pussers boaty things, and they mention the unsavory practice that alledgedly takes place amongst sundodgers, of sharing the same bunk, though not necessarily at the same time ;) . As a concerned mother of four and a supporter of Christian Voice I wish to strongly protest at this immoral , homosexual promoting practice and demand a policy of:

One Sailor, One Bed. :twisted:

Concerned Mother of Four

PS: If any of you nice straight, male sailors would like to write to me to support my cause, below is my photo.

 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Dunno about making you gay, just reasonably happy maybe or am I missing the point (so to speak :oops: )
 

Rumrat

War Hero
WreckerL said:
Dunno about making you gay, just reasonably happy maybe or am I missing the point (so to speak :oops: )
I have to take long walks some days to face coming back on here.

Confucius say I'm confused. ( But not about my sexual orientations)

I'm as gay as a fruit bat and straight as a ruler. :scratch: :roll: 8O :wink:
Like PO said, I've never shagged asre and I'll never do it again. :wink:
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Rumrat said:
WreckerL said:
Dunno about making you gay, just reasonably happy maybe or am I missing the point (so to speak :oops: )
I have to take long walks some days to face coming back on here.

Confucius say I'm confused. ( But not about my sexual orientations)

I'm as gay as a fruit bat and straight as a ruler. :scratch: :roll: 8O :wink:
Like PO said, I've never shagged asre and I'll never do it again. :wink:
I've never slept with a homosexual but I've slept with someone who has 8O
 
Rumrat said:
WreckerL said:
Dunno about making you gay, just reasonably happy maybe or am I missing the point (so to speak :oops: )
I have to take long walks some days to face coming back on here.

Confucius say I'm confused. ( But not about my sexual orientations)

I'm as gay as a fruit bat and straight as a ruler. :scratch: :roll: 8O :wink:
Like PO said, I've never shagged asre and I'll never do it again. :wink:
:D :laughing8: :D :laughing8: :D :laughing8: :D :laughing8: :D :laughing8: :D :laughing8: :D :laughing8: :D :laughing8:

 

Rumrat

War Hero
WreckerL said:
Rumrat said:
WreckerL said:
Dunno about making you gay, just reasonably happy maybe or am I missing the point (so to speak :oops: )
I have to take long walks some days to face coming back on here.

Confucius say I'm confused. ( But not about my sexual orientations)

I'm as gay as a fruit bat and straight as a ruler. :scratch: :roll: 8O :wink:
Like PO said, I've never shagged asre and I'll never do it again. :wink:
I've never slept with a homosexual but I've slept with someone who has 8O
Women are ok but theres nowt like the real thing, well thats what they say
And its not me who's a bender its my boyfriend. :oops: :oops: :wink: :D

I thought grooming was looking after your hair :oops: :wink:
 

Rumrat

War Hero
thingy said:
brigham600 said:
Is that exact measurement of your arsehole since you started taking it up the hoop from bearded stokers?
It started off like this.....



But is now more like....

What are and where are those concrete sleepin thingy jigs?
 
Rumrat said:
I was thinking that with a more secure door, and staff, to allocate keys, they would be a cheap solution to homelessness :)
These might be more the sort of thing the government would fund. Actually maybe these are the future for matelots.... though obviously you could fit two matelots in to EACH of those pods.... :D

 

Topstop

War Hero
thingy said:
These might be more the sort of thing the government would fund. Actually maybe these are the future for matelots.... though obviously you could fit two matelots in to EACH of those pods.... :D

I want one. A quick wipe over with a diesel soaked rag and it`ll feell like I`ve gone home :sleepy2: :sleepy2: :sleepy2:
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
thingy said:
Thanks to Trelawney I have just read a report on the BBC about a visit by them to one of pussers boaty things, and they mention the unsavory practice that alledgedly takes place amongst sundodgers, of sharing the same bunk, though not necessarily at the same time ;) . As a concerned mother of four and a supporter of Christian Voice I wish to strongly protest at this immoral , homosexual promoting practice and demand a policy of:

One Sailor, One Bed. :twisted:

Concerned Mother of Four

PS: If any of you nice straight, male sailors would like to write to me to support my cause, below is my photo.


It must been comforting to live in your fantasy, bellend!
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
If your were'nt a homosexuality obsessed walting cnut, you would'nt need to have asked the question. Fcuk off to Thailand and have those diddy's reduced.
 
Topstop said:
thingy said:
These might be more the sort of thing the government would fund. Actually maybe these are the future for matelots.... though obviously you could fit two matelots in to EACH of those pods.... :D

I want one. A quick wipe over with a diesel soaked rag and it`ll feell like I`ve gone home :sleepy2: :sleepy2: :sleepy2:
Just lay your wardrobe on its side and put a light in.Simples :lol:
 
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