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Can anyone tell me???

fishmiester said:
Matlot, solicitor and now GU clinic nurse.
You are really a talented lady Rosina

never a matelot (was a girlie wren in stilettos and sussies), not a solicitor (a fellow), GU clinic nurse (never - eeeuuuwww)
 
I had an instance one...!!

After a drunken night out an oppo insisted on taking the piss...got really personal so whilst he was floundering around in his drunken amused state on the floor...I showed him.....!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 
rosinacarley said:
fishmiester said:
Matlot, solicitor and now GU clinic nurse.
You are really a talented lady Rosina

never a matelot (was a girlie wren in stilettos and sussies), not a solicitor (a fellow), GU clinic nurse (never - eeeuuuwww)

Thats not a bad average for me 0/3. Fishmiester sets low standards and fails to live up to them ....... again :(
 
Right - here we go:

Dear Mr Dicosta (or person who has used this name)

It has come to our attention that, contrary to the Naval Discipline Act 1949, you have been impersonating an officer of Her Majesty’s Royal Navy. Furthermore, you have been doing this in the public domain, on internet websites such as MySpace and Yahoo 360°, and have told other users of these sites that you are embarked on operations in “Iranâ€. Furthermore, you are using photographs in your “photo albums†obtained from the mod.uk Defence Image Database that are Crown Copyright.

.... blah .. blah .... threatened action ... blah .. blah

However, on this occasion, this action will be delayed by 7 days, ONLY in the event that you do the following on all websites on which you claim to be a serving naval officer:

1. Remove all MOD copyright photographs
2. Remove all references to serving in the Royal Navy, being a Lieutenant, or any other factually incorrect statements
3. Add the following text to your page:

“Contrary to previous assertions, I hereby clarify that I am not, and never have been a serving officer in Her Majesty’s Royal Navy, nor have I ever officially drawn the Rum Ration. I apologise for any impression to the contrary. Signed Sam Dicostaâ€

4. This text must stay on the page for a minimum period of 12 months from the date of this email.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Yours

etc etc
 
And the reply:

From: sam dicosta [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 01 September 2006 04:25
To: xxxx
Subject: Re: FW: Cease and Desist

hello sir,
i was dont know about this low and i got that pics from internet like a wall paper's
and there i did not get any message its ilegal copy this image.
any way i got it from u now so i delete all navy pics and my profile data which one belong to RN
and i am sorry for this all coz. i dont know know about this many ppls do this on yahoo so i thought its not crime.
now there is no any data belong to u all
so may be now its fine or if not plz let me know what i do.
need ur help looking forword to hear from u
thanks for inform me
Sam
 
And funny old thing, after a few more emails where I pointed out he had missed out a Yahoo profile and hadn't put the RR item on, he's now getting shirty....

hey why? and for what i was told u i remoov pics and basic information.
1. i got that pic from public website and there is no any informastion we cant copy this pics.
2. i remoov that in formation from there so thats ok
now why i put there that? its angaist to a user privecy.
so brn matter is closed then why now its new option put this on ur profile???
and plz let me know about u ur officeal details i want talk to legal deptt. head
and want ask now when i delete all information then why its happening with me?
plus why brn sending me emails on my every email id even there is nothing about brn like hotmail.com
i had talk to few officer and they say now its ok if delete all pics and information
so its not matter now
then why its still happening with me?
and i want know who provide u my hotmail id?
listen i did not had missuse about my profile not finecialy black mailing
so how its crime?
let me know soon plz
i am waiting for reply
and plus want to know who sending me this emails
Sam

So I told him matter now closed, be a good boy in future.

RR 1 Walt 0
 
geoffrey said:
And the reply:

From: sam dicosta [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 01 September 2006 04:25
To: xxxx
Subject: Re: FW: Cease and Desist

hello sir,
i was dont know about this low and i got that pics from internet like a wall paper's
and there i did not get any message its ilegal copy this image.
any way i got it from u now so i delete all navy pics and my profile data which one belong to RN
and i am sorry for this all coz. i dont know know about this many ppls do this on yahoo so i thought its not crime.
now there is no any data belong to u all
so may be now its fine or if not plz let me know what i do.
need ur help looking forword to hear from u
thanks for inform me
Sam


Sounds like he needs to have an appointment set for him with the Head of Naval Security at the British Consul in Delhi......Lt CDR C. U. Deeks!
 
geoffrey said:
And the reply:

From: sam dicosta [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 01 September 2006 04:25
To: xxxx
Subject: Re: FW: Cease and Desist

hello sir,
i was dont know about this low and i got that pics from internet like a wall paper's
and there i did not get any message its ilegal copy this image.
any way i got it from u now so i delete all navy pics and my profile data which one belong to RN
and i am sorry for this all coz. i dont know know about this many ppls do this on yahoo so i thought its not crime.
now there is no any data belong to u all
so may be now its fine or if not plz let me know what i do.
need ur help looking forword to hear from u
thanks for inform me
Sam

Now I'm a linguist by specialisation, and I struggled to understand that! Maybe I'm not as good a one as I thought. :oops:
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: Shit, it has just taken me about three hours to read through all of the mails pertaining to this Prat. Well done all, excellent team work. Is it any wonder that the Royal Navy and its auxillarys remain unbeaten worldwide?
Just look what the Navy has lost by letting most of us retire early from active service :cry:
ILMBO :lol:
 
Geoffry:
You are my hero mate. That is some going. All I can say is BZ and is Jenny Dabber or Rosina gonna ring the bell for 'one all round'

ps
have you PM'd Pam with all this??
 
Well fokes,,, i gess eye haff to say my good buys to you all,,, it has been fun meeting and chatting with yoo awl,,, maybe someday I can return to active service,,, but one last thing???

WHO IS SAM DICOSTA??
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Start a new thread with a poll for "Who was the phantom SAM"
 

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