Can a wren ever be good looking?

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Well, can they? I need to be proved wrong, I've not yet seen them and actually suspect that MLP has them chained up in a dungeon or cabin somewhere, conveniently forgotten about.
 
#2
Well, can they? I need to be proved wrong, I've not yet seen them and actually suspect that MLP has them chained up in a dungeon or cabin somewhere, conveniently forgotten about.
In my day many of them were extremely attractive, I suspect that was before the lure of 5 Big Macs at one sitting came into being.
 
#3
Quite right Finx, in Commcen Whitehall, in the dungeons five floors below ground, at 05 dubbs on the all night on.... some of them looked quite fetching !
'specially fetching my brekkie ! :tongue8:
 

witsend

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#4
In my day many of them were extremely attractive, I suspect that was before the lure of 5 Big Macs at one sitting came into being.


Anyway enough of Phishnottle's dribble, I was visting the Faslane sickbay during the week and normally you're greeted by a civvy receptionist who's name escapes me. She must be off having liposuction because in her place was this stunning lass in uniform. Was also on a course with a little beauty a few months ago. I was very disappointed when she told me she was married to another girl.
 
#5
I remember one in particular who was gorgeous, to my eternal shame after the event I was not that kind to her. I have tried to trace her but without success as I still feel the need to apologise profusely, anyway I am rambling.
 
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Anyway enough of Phishnottle's dribble, I was visting the Faslane sickbay during the week and normally you're greeted by a civvy receptionist who's name escapes me. She must be off having liposuction because in her place was this stunning lass in uniform. Was also on a course with a little beauty a few months ago. I was very disappointed when she told me she was married to another girl.
I had no idea that you were still serving, I thought you were a silly old fart. Incidentally Faslane is where the above incident took place but that was when the Narvik was berthed there.
 
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From the early\mid 90s:
A certain Weapons Analyst met on killicks leadership course who was at HMS Nelson
A certain killick writer on HMS Cumberland
A certain killick SA at Defiance
A certain killick writer at Collingwood
A certain PO Weapons Analyst at Collingwood

The answer is definitely "yes" but they are certainly outnumbered
 
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I had no idea that you were still serving, I thought you were a silly old fart. Incidentally Faslane is where the above incident took place but that was when the Narvik was berthed there.
As proven one can still be a silly old fart whilst still serving!^_~
 
#10
Back in the day they were reckoned to be the pick of the three services, at least in MY experience they were all divs, though I must admit that RAF Halton ran the Wrennery a close second, and the QARANCs' barracks at Bramshott Chase could produce the occasional piece of essence. Then again, the WRAC barracks at Guildford wasn't that far behind, so I suppose rose, or beer coloured glasses may have had something to do with it. But, like Finks, I'm rambling now. When I changed my religion and became a Guzz rating those glory days became a thing of the past.

2BM
 

Seaweed

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#11
back in the day ..

but I remmber the captain of HMS Invincible remarking, shortly before women were allowed to go to sea, "We used to get the secretaries - now we'll get the welders."
 
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back in the day ..

but I remmber the captain of HMS Invincible remarking, shortly before women were allowed to go to sea, "We used to get the secretaries - now we'll get the welders."

From what I have seen when having the great misfortune of having to visit Portsmouth the good captain made a very astute statement[FONT=arial, sans-serif].[/FONT]
 
#13
Early 90's and was talking to some Woos from Invince whilst in Alexandria. They quoted a woo spli...wren saying on hearing that they were to be embarked "oh good, hot floating cock on tap".

Safeguard, full clips, closed down to Zulu Alpha dit.
 
#16
In my time in the mob i came accross some very gorgeous wrens and had flings with em !.Nmind you they were some god awful bints as well
 
#17
I recall triplets at Collingrad in the 70's. All stunners.
There was also a 3rd officer who used to enjoy flashing her 69 webbing. I am reliably informed the buffers mate had her in the office after divisions one day. The chief wren had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp and a body to match!
 
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Anyway enough of Phishnottle's dribble, I was visting the Faslane sickbay during the week and normally you're greeted by a civvy receptionist who's name escapes me. She must be off having liposuction because in her place was this stunning lass in uniform. Was also on a course with a little beauty a few months ago. I was very disappointed when she told me she was married to another girl.
Sharon is the name your after. And she would need a Wet and Dry Hoover to liposuction her!
 
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Anyway enough of Phishnottle's dribble, I was visting the Faslane sickbay during the week and normally you're greeted by a civvy receptionist who's name escapes me. She must be off having liposuction because in her place was this stunning lass in uniform. Was also on a course with a little beauty a few months ago. I was very disappointed when she told me she was married to another girl.
The blonde civvy behind the counter is very tiddly. Worth a wipe!
 
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