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Camera phones, Bluetooth and all that.

Shakey

War Hero
What's the dodgiest stuff you've ever seen or had bluetoothed to you, mob-wise?

I saw one of a naked wren masturbating with an empty vodka bottle in a mess square surrounded by cheering lads a few months ago. I think it was in a 22. (Cracking body on her as well).

I've also heard of one that was taken in Raleigh, part 1 trainees, two girls lezzing each other up whilst a lad filmed it. Unfortunately he bluetoothed it to his mates and accidentally sent it to some nearby crushers as well. Ooops. (Story I heard was that they were in serious shit, looking at being discharged, when they called the skipper's bluff and threatened to go to the press. Charges were dropped. Dunno if this is true though.)

Anyway, one: Anyone seen any dodgy stuff? No names!

Two: What do you think would happen if the press got hold of it, especially after what happened with the booties in December.
 
Shakey said:
I saw one of a naked wren masturbating with an empty vodka bottle in a mess square surrounded by cheering lads a few months ago. I think it was in a 22. (Cracking body on her as well).

I've also heard of one that was taken in Raleigh, part 1 trainees, two girls lezzing each other up whilst a lad filmed it. Unfortunately he bluetoothed it to his mates and accidentally sent it to some nearby crushers as well. Ooops. (Story I heard was that they were in serious shit, looking at being discharged, when they called the skipper's bluff and threatened to go to the press. Charges were dropped. Dunno if this is true though.)

Anyway, one: Anyone seen any dodgy stuff? No names!

Two: What do you think would happen if the press got hold of it, especially after what happened with the booties in December.

my bluetooth is enabled if you want to send them over............... :roll: :roll: :twisted: :twisted:
 
Seriously though......

I would imagine after they had studied the evidence pretty much in depth over a few days they would say that the RN is a den of iniquity. I also imagine that the same kind of thing goes on in Army and RAF barracks.
 
I've seen one of two girls prancing about in the showers at HMS Collingwood.

An also a lad sitting on a toilet with a girl going some ontop while his oppo filmed it from under the door, i think this happened in a loo at HMS Sultan.
 
Once saw a Wrn Chef going down the main engine space, I was on WE rounds and thought it was a tad wierd. Followed her down there and to my suprise there was 2 stokers and a Wrn WAFU gtting down and dirty behind one of th units.

Had a good mind to call a fire ex and guess where :twisted:
 
Jenny_Dabber said:
Once saw a Wrn Chef going down the main engine space, I was on WE rounds and thought it was a tad wierd. Followed her down there and to my suprise there was 2 stokers and a Wrn WAFU gtting down and dirty behind one of th units.

Had a good mind to call a fire ex and guess where :twisted:

Oh you are a spoil sport!

Peter
 
Maxi, seriously if I told you my little 'dits', I don't think your tickers would handle it all :wink:
 
Maxi_77 said:
You could alwats try, after all it might solve some of your moderation problems.

Peter

Cheeky sod, what problems! I am fine and dandy thank you, wanna take this behind the lockers???????? I have a mean south paw ya know :twisted:

Or you wanna settle this with a game of uckers???
 
Jenny_Dabber said:
Maxi_77 said:
You could alwats try, after all it might solve some of your moderation problems.

Peter

Cheeky sod, what problems! I am fine and dandy thank you, wanna take this behind the lockers???????? I have a mean south paw ya know :twisted:

Or you wanna settle this with a game of uckers???

Not uckers but I used to play a mean game of liars.

Too many miss spent hours in the back bar of the wardroom at Faslane.

Peter
 
dondon said:
Come on then Jenny , spin the dits, we can take it :twisted: :roll: :twisted:

What exactly would have happened if I was caught in a lude act with some young fella in the CO's chair on the bridge and in his bath tub?
 

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