Call Girl

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  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    A woman walks into an accountant'soffice and tells him that she needs to file her tax returns..
    The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
    He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What’s your occupation?"
    "I'm a prostitute," she says.
    The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."
    The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
    "No, that still won't work. Try again."
    They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
    "Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year."
    "Chicken Farmer it is."
     

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