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BZ RN & Crabs

Waspie

War Hero
Well done guys.

This scenario used to be my worst nightmare.

I remember a few lectures about the subject, very tongue in cheek.

The instructor pointed out a few don'ts during childbirth.

1. Don't tie females legs together - causes more problems than it prevents.

2. Do not insert anything into the birth canal - seriously winds the prospective father up.

Pleased to say the situation never arose so I didn't have to remember his comical read on my nightmare.
 
A Hercules JET?! Journos living down to their usual reputation. But well done all involved. Just goes to prove that the RAF is good for something, despite all the slagging from the others.
 

Jimmy_Green

War Hero
Crabman said:
A Hercules JET?! Journos living down to their usual reputation. But well done all involved. Just goes to prove that the RAF is good for something, despite all the slagging from the others.

Yeah, they find out where all the decent hotels are. :p
 
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