Business explained by cows.

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  1. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
    You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
    Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
    You sell the herd and retire on the income.
    AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of
    four cows.
    You are surprised when the cows drops dead.
    FRENCH CORPORATION
    You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
    A JAPANESE CORPORATION
    You have two cows. You re-design them
    so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times
    the milk. You then create irritating cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and
    market them world-wide at a fantastic profit.
    A GERMAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once
    a month, and milk themselves.
    ENGLISH CORPORATION
    You have two cows. Both are mad.
    AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
    You break for lunch.
    A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count
    them again and learn you have
    42 cows. You count them again and learn you have
    12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
    A SWISS CORPORATION
    You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
    You charge others for storing them.
    A HINDU CORPORATION
    You have two cows. You worship them.
    CHINESE CORPORATION
    You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.
    You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman
    who reported the numbers.
    A WELSH CORPORATION
    You have two cows. The younger one is rather attractive.
    AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
    You have 2 stolen bulls but think they are cows and you die the first time you
    try and milk them.
    AN IRISH CORPORATION
    Who cares, the EU really owns them now and the pub is still serving.
    NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
    You have two cows. You don't know what they are used for as they aren't
    sheep. You **** them anyway.
     

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