Burglar threatens the wrong pensioner

I don't lick them anymore wits. You should see the places they sometimes go these days.

Come to think of it, no you shouldn't.
A gentlemans home is his castle, what?

We had a fayre at the local village green and as you know, they are usually run by some unsavoury characters with a touch of the night about them. I found one of them sniffing around my garden one evening so discharged my shotgun at the swine and set the flatcoat on him. Deserved everything he got in my opinion.

Sorry, but I don't believe a word of that.

You got a Flatcoat to move?

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