Bullets.

#1
Lady pregnant with triplets out shopping when car passes with 3 bank robbers aboard firing their guns at a jam sandwich in hot pursuit. She stops 3 bullets and is rushed to hospital where her life is saved, section job and triplets, 2 girls and 1 boy, all OK, no sign of bullets.

11 years later one of the girls tells her mum that she had been to the toilet and passed a bullet, followed shortly after by second girl who had done the same, the lad rushes in all red faced and his mum sez ''I know I know, you have just been to the toilet and passed a bullet''
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-

''No, I was having a **** and I have shot me dad''
 

Similar threads

Latest Threads

Top