jewishscotsman
Midshipman

A Bull gets talking to a Hedgehog in a field, and the bull say i bet i can worry more folks that a tiny runt like you, so the hedgehog say prove it ya big ugly bastard, so the bull say i am going to the local china shop,
Hedgehog says i got one better,
I am going to the Durex factory.
Boom Boom
Hedgehog says i got one better,
I am going to the Durex factory.
Boom Boom