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Blackrat

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#1
Howdy all. I'm an Army type that's come over from arrse to say hello and see what life is like from the sea end. Mind you, it does seem a wee bit slow over here. However, i'm prepared for your incoming and all the shite that you will no doubt fling my way. Pleased to meet you.
 
#2
That's nice sweetie. Hope your shoes are shinier than the Rifles at the passing out parade I saw at Bassingbourn last year. We have very high standards in the Senior Service you know.
 

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Cheers Rosina and Stirling. My boots are always shiny as my Batman will get beaten if he slackens. As long as i'm kept dosed up with pink gins and morphine, all will be well. Why are these fcukers not posting? It would seem the Navy went downhill after they banned rum, sodomy and the lash.
 
#5
There are always plenty of 'readers', some of us try to post a subject that will stir interest but sometimes it is like floggin a ded hos.
And the mods of course. :roll:
 

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Ah. Are the MODs disciplinarians then? They'll love JonnoJonno!! But does it not say on the main bit of this forum the following:

"Kind of rough and there may be some horrible stuff in here. You have been warned."

Is the translation of this:

"If you say something that we disagree with then we'll get the hump because we is MODs innit?" :D

I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
 
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Blackrat said:
Ah. Are the MODs disciplinarians then? They'll love JonnoJonno!! But does it not say on the main bit of this forum the following:

"Kind of rough and there may be some horrible stuff in here. You have been warned."

Is the translation of this:

"If you say something that we disagree with then we'll get the hump because we is MODs innit?" :D

I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I think I am going to like you, even though you are a pongo.
 
#8
You 2 should be ok in here, the newbies section is a laff with the bone idle yoof not bothering to do any research, some are even potential ossifers. Again, welcome, more the merrier.
 
#12
Hi Blackrat and welcome. Pongos eh. Was once told on a parade ground long ago by one G.I. The only things that stamp there feet were horses and bloody pongos. Ha....
 

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johne said:
Hi Blackrat and welcome. Pongos eh. Was once told on a parade ground long ago by one G.I. The only things that stamp there feet were horses and bloody pongos. Ha....
Spot on Johne. The only real difference is that horses get the better accomodation and scoff.
 

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#15
rosinacarley said:
How true is that, had cause to visit Wellington Barracks, and they gave us paper plates and plastic cutlery! Incredulous, I cannot tell you!
That's for the other ranks. We Orificers get the mess silver and someone to wipe us when we have finished.
 
#19
stirling said:
Likewise Black, it is slow as even though we have almost 10,000 members less than 100 post on a regular basis.
Including one spamming twat who spams using a new username two or three times a day.

Blackrat said:
It would seem the Navy went downhill after they banned rum, sodomy and the lash.
Damn right, I miss all three. :(

Blackrat said:
johne said:
Hi Blackrat and welcome. Pongos eh. Was once told on a parade ground long ago by one G.I. The only things that stamp there feet were horses and bloody pongos. Ha....
Spot on Johne. The only real difference is that horses get the better accomodation and scoff.
And have a higher IQ. :thumbleft:

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johne said:
Ney Ney not a Rupert. 8O
Easy tiger. ACF. TA Class B Commission. Nowt speshal. Was a tom when a regular. It just means i don't have to march anymore. :wink:
Aren't there two types of hoccifers? The Wodneys and the Wooperts, with the Wodneys being the ones that came up thwough the wanks.
 

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#20
I'm a wodney Jimmy. This means i'm allowed to be slack and i get shunned because i don't come from old money. That, and the fact i don't take it up the arrse and i would rather hunt chavs than foxes.
 

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