Broon meets Elvis - caption competition

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    Let the games begin...
  2. "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog, man. Now where's my fried peanut butter and banana sandwich! Cheaper than a Chinook, man, ayahaa! Praise Jesus, Amen"

    Is that enough Elvis?
  3. Look Gordon this is the way you look all shook up ahh ha. :D :D
  4. A little less conversation, a little more budget deficit reduction please.
  5. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "Are You Lonesome Tonight?"
  6. "Isn't it time you left the building?"
  7. 'Elvis ain't dead, and Brown's getting re-elected.'
  8. Damn Mister Brown you can still smile while you f*ck the county up 8)

  9. "Clean Up Your Own Backyard"
  10. Well, I never felt more
    Like singing the Blues,
    Since this Hound dog piddled
    On my Blue Suede shoes.

  11. A little less conversation a little more action.Elvis V JLX
  12. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer


    Brown - "I really like your music but aren't you dead?"

    Elvis - "I'm as alive as your political future baby. Thankyouverymuch, you've been a shit PM, you really have" (Hands Cyclops his sweat ridden scarf and leaves building)
  13. Can you get me into the House of Lords like Mandy?
    He died twice and you still managed to resurrect him!!
  14. Brown - [​IMG] and your policies.

    Will I vote for you - [​IMG] will I hell.

    You and your policies are all -
  15. “If dogs have a heaven
    there’s one thing I know
    your face,
    it will have a good homeâ€.

  16. "Is it easy make a living impersonating someone who's been dead since the seventies?"

    "Not bad but I'm a little worried I'll have to leave Number 10 in May"
  17. In 1977 Elvis looked into the future mirror.

    He then gathered his painkillers, one final burger and went to the toilet.

  18. I know how you feel, no-one believes I'm genuine either
  19. "I'm sorry, with your weird slurring mumbling speech and the strange lip curl thing you do I can barely understand a word your saying"
  20. I wanna tell ya man, you’re a bigger stiff than me!

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