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"Young Mariner". Please. FFS join the crabs.
During "Corporate" some genius decided to remove all the Formica ( or whatever the equivalent was ) from our steamer. That included the doors and partitions in the heads. Something to do with the stuff sharding when hit or so they said. Always had to go for a no 2 at 0300 in the morning as I couldn't hack being greeted from the Burma way whilst sat on the trap. For some reason the lads seemed to take great delight in wishing you good morning whilst taking a major detour via the wardroom heads on their way to scran.
Oh, and don't forget the foofs and Brut.