British women prefer chocolate to sex: poll

#5
Surely the answer then is to combine both - and keep everyone happy. Chocolate bar, chocolate fountain, fingers/thumbs, toes, paint brush, mars bars, tongue.....................the mind/imagination boggles :thumright:
 

pingbosun

Lantern Swinger
#6
Jenny_Dabber said:
Defo chocolate! Sex is bad!
G'day Jenny.

Trade must be slow for Cadburies to come out with outrageous sayings like that, can't believe that some matelots are agreeing with you, I know it can be dangerous,but as long as you keep a bucket of water beside the pair of you, then you can have your sex and eat your chocolate as well!!! . {prefereably not at the same time though]

Heres my wee dog to lick up anything that drops ^_^; ^_^; ^_^;




 
#8
If you look clearly the sex after marriage micron is very very small.

My ex wife asked me to smother her in diamonds.

I couldn't afford the diamonds thought I would just smother her!!

 
#14
notafourknotfudgepacker said:
Surely the answer then is to combine both - and keep everyone happy. Chocolate bar, chocolate fountain, fingers/thumbs, toes, paint brush, mars bars, tongue.....................the mind/imagination boggles :thumright:
i like the way you think.........
 
#15
Between 1965 and 1975, me and Arkle mananged to produce a son and 5 dughters - which probably accounts for her overwhelming desire for chocolate these days: for 8 of the 10 years in question, I was on nuclear boats - it doesn't make you sterile, just gives you more daughters...........
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#16
lsadirty said:
Between 1965 and 1975, me and Arkle mananged to produce a son and 5 dughters - which probably accounts for her overwhelming desire for chocolate these days: for 8 of the 10 years in question, I was on nuclear boats - it doesn't make you sterile, just gives you more daughters...........
A son and five daughters??? Jeez man your brave, I have two daughters, more than enough.....much respect.
 
#17
It don't get no better, Man: 16 grandkids, eldest is 18 next week (mucho celebrations while his mum and dad are in Turkey on holiday - think he's looking 4ward to it, old man was ex Infantry Colour Sgt), and my youngest daughter is the barmaid that day! Oh dear, more embarrasing family photos......................
 

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