Britain

#8
When interviewed about their fraudulent claims for assorted benefits, some of the stupid twats came up
with some really plausible explanations:-

"We don't live together he just comes each morning to fill up his flask".

"I wasn't using the ladders to clean windows, I carried them for therapy for my bad back."

"I had no idea my wife was working! I never noticed her leaving the house twice a day in a fluorescent jacket and a Stop children sign."

"My wallet was stolen so someone must have been using my identity, I haven't been working".

"I didn't know I was still on benefit."

"I didn't declare my savings because I didn't save them, they were given to me."

"He lives in a caravan in the drive, we're not together."

"He does come here every night and leave in the morning and although he has
no other address I don't regard him as living here."

"It wasn't me working, it was my identical twin."

"I wasn't aware my wife was working because her hours of work coincided with the times I spent in the garden shed."

....and then there's the caring, sharing, charitable side of this great country of ours.........

Mother-of-four in £2.6million council house asks to be moved to cheaper home | Mail Online


Oh well, never mind. Three cheers for good old Blighty!

 

blondemolotov

Lantern Swinger
#9
Britain - Working for 4 weeks straight and on your first day off get woken up to screaming, shouting and banging... Look outside window, see that a 3 mile stretch of road has been closed off to enable a Muslim group to protest against Democracy and to be able to stone women to death. All this whilst surrounded by police from 5 police vans...
HOW DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO THE RIGHT TO PROTEST OTHER THAN THROUGH DEMOCRACY?! We must've paid a fortune for them to run around our streets holding signs such as "Democracy Go to Hell" "Bring in Sharia Law" and "Stone Women".

Of course I was left with no other choice that to don my high heels and hot pants and storm down there...

So, in summary, as much as I love Britain, we are basically being bummed by the rest of the world.
 
#12
Of course I was left with no other choice that to don my high heels and hot pants and storm down there...

Bugger the protest! where's the pictures of the high heels and hot pants!assuming you are Female!
 
#17
Looks like enforced diversity training on its way for "Handler" and "Finks". This is the age of Common Purpose and the "Post democratic society"
 
#18
So are you part spam or part mlaar? Please don't be part spam. It would break my heart.
I'm a full on mongrel, I'm about as British as Bratwurst.

Check out my mega breeding:

Me - Born in London

Parents
Mum - Born in London
Dad - Born in London

Grandparents
Mum's Mum - Born in California
Mum's Dad - Born in London
Dad's Mum - Born in London
Dad's Dad - Born in London

Great Grandparents
Mum's Mum's Mum - Born in California
Mum's Mum's Dad - Born in California (US Army General)
Mum's Dad's Mum - Born in London
Mum's Dad's Dad - Born in London
Dad's Mum's Mum - Born in London
Dad's Mum's Dad - Born in London
Dad's Dad's Mum - Born in London
Dad's Dad's Dad - Born in London (Montecassino and North Africa veteran

Great Great Grandparents
Mum's Mum's Mum's Mum - Born in Norway
Mum's Mum's Mum's Dad - Born somewhere in US
Mum's Mum's Dad's Mum - Born somewhere in US
Mum's Mum's Dad's Dad - Born somewhere in US
Mum's Dad's Mum's Mum - Born in London
Mum's Dad's Mum's Dad - Born in London
Mum's Dad's Dad's Mum - Born in Frankfurt, emigrated to UK 1880's
Mum's Dad's Dad's Dad - Born in Frankfurt, emigrated to UK 1880's
Dad's Mum's Mum's Mum - Born in London
Dad's Mum's Mum's Dad - Born in London
Dad's Mum's Dad's Mum - Born in London
Dad's Mum's Dad's Dad - Born in London
Dad's Dad's Mum's Mum - Born in London
Dad's Dad's Mum's Dad - Born in London
Dad's Dad's Dad's Mum - Born in London
Dad's Dad's Dad's Dad - Born somewhere in Germany, fucked off back to Krautland in WW1, presumed killed.
 

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