Brilliant, total fcuking brilliance.

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  1. President Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100
    years into the future.
    >
    They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
    >
    President Obama goes first:
    "What will the USA be like in 100 years time"
    >
    The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a
    printout, he reads it out:
    >
    "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is
    non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no
    worries"
    >
    Gordon Brown thinks "It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of
    that" so he asks:
    >
    "What will Britain be like in 100 years time?"
    >
    The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.
    >
    But he just stares at it.
    >
    "Come on Gordon" says Obama, "Tell us what it says"
    >
    "I can't! It's all in Arabic!"


     
  2. :lol:
     
  3. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I'd have thought Chinese, seeing as the Yen is the fastest growing economy in the world at the moment... :?
     
  4. Yen is Japanese though.

    A Yuan is Chinese :)
     
  5. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Cheers Tim!! I was expecting NMC to respond, but you'll do... :thumbleft:

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Admit it, you were just dying for an excuse to use this pic!
     
  7. If that's your attempt at a bite SPB, I despair, I really really do
     
  8. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Quite in ROMFT today then, is it..?! :roll: :yawn:
     
  9. Quiet* :oops:
     
  10. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Oh no, I've been rumbled by Tim for my spelling!! :shock: Shall I run away and cry, like he used to everytime somebody said something nasty to him?

    Get a feckin' life, amoeba... :roll:
     
  11. For you, SPB, that was a pathetic attempt at an insult. Then again, I bet you "weren't trying". But you're still a cunt.
     
  12. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Fantastic! Too busy working to give a toss - but why are you online? Shouldn't you be out with your girlfriend/mum, pimping her for tricks or scoring her next fix? Or maybe she's already upstairs in your bedroom, christening your mattress with "Uncle Fred"...
     
  13. I'm online because I just finished work and I don't want to go to bed. I can see my matress from here, so no she isn't christening my matress with Uncle Fred :rolleyes:
     
  14. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    :?: Gettin!!
     
  15. Way below par at the moment SPB, I would have expected better. As for ROMFT, running nice and smooth, but I still call in RR occasionally to see what the newbies are up to
     
  16. Wrong forum :oops:
     

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