Brilliant, total fcuking brilliance.

#1
President Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100
years into the future.
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They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
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President Obama goes first:
"What will the USA be like in 100 years time"
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The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a
printout, he reads it out:
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"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is
non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no
worries"
>
Gordon Brown thinks "It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of
that" so he asks:
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"What will Britain be like in 100 years time?"
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The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.
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But he just stares at it.
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"Come on Gordon" says Obama, "Tell us what it says"
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"I can't! It's all in Arabic!"


 

sgtpepperband

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#11
Oh no, I've been rumbled by Tim for my spelling!! :shock: Shall I run away and cry, like he used to everytime somebody said something nasty to him?

Get a feckin' life, amoeba... :roll:
 
#12
sgtpepperband said:
Oh no, I've been rumbled by Tim for my spelling!! :shock: Shall I run away and cry, like he used to everytime somebody said something nasty to him?

Get a feckin' life, amoeba... :roll:
For you, SPB, that was a pathetic attempt at an insult. Then again, I bet you "weren't trying". But you're still a cunt.
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
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Book Reviewer
#13
Fantastic! Too busy working to give a toss - but why are you online? Shouldn't you be out with your girlfriend/mum, pimping her for tricks or scoring her next fix? Or maybe she's already upstairs in your bedroom, christening your mattress with "Uncle Fred"...
 
#14
I'm online because I just finished work and I don't want to go to bed. I can see my matress from here, so no she isn't christening my matress with Uncle Fred :rolleyes:
 
#16
sgtpepperband said:
mikh said:
...If that's your attempt at a bite SPB, I despair, I really really do
Quite in ROMFT today then, is it..?! :roll: :yawn:
Way below par at the moment SPB, I would have expected better. As for ROMFT, running nice and smooth, but I still call in RR occasionally to see what the newbies are up to
 
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