Finally. I'll be shifting my shit to a new 'ouse round about 18/10/12. It's a ball-ache isn't it? A thousand change of address notifications, telephone calls, cancelling stuff, meter reading, contract signing and all that other crap associated with going from one shed to another. THEN - it'll be a complete house "makeover" followed by another house "makeover" not forgetting the delights of rippin' out the kitchen that's already in there....it's bright fucking YELLOW!! No - honestly....like having your breakfast inside a big banana. Going to cost an arm and several legs, but what-ho.....let's get it done. Now for a question. I been with Virgin Media for ever, and could take the stuff with me, but is there anything better, faster, shinier that comes with glowing recommend from you RR Crew? Otherwise I shall be talking to Gupta Patel all fucking night trying valiantly to arrange a transfer date for every bastard thing....and you just know that it will not go well. BT? Talk-Talk? Any suggestions? I shall check in on the end of my 3G Dongle - should they pull the fucking plug on everything as I have just sent a request to get myself unplugged on the 18th of October....but I don't hold out too much hope of an on-line request being very successful (VirginMedia website came up with *Oooops! we have encountered a problem with your request yakkity yakkity etc blah blah*) I don't want to hang off a phone all night blabbing to someone in a Mosque on tuther side of the world...but needs must I suppose. We shall see how it all goes. BillyNoFuckingHouse X X X p.s. Them little red pills the quack gave me are doing the trick. I no longer feel as depressed as I did. Just stressed out to f*ck with this "all-up-in-the-air-suddenly-everyone-can-exchange- contracts-and-it-better-not-get-fucked-up-again house move, but that's just normal stuff. There's an original Anderson Air-raid shelter at the bottom of my new garden. I shall be converting it into my new bolt-hole at the earliest opportunity. (Photos will be provided as and when). Me and her indoors are getting along a little better now and besides - I'll have a shit load of cash in the bank for once and that always makes a person happier. Now......how do I get the backs off these fucking recliner sofas?? Waaaarrggghhhhh!