Brexit pub chat

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  1. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Do you need to wait until you get your bus pass before you can vote out?
  2. Will we still be able to buy bananas?
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  3. As long as they're not straight.
  4. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Bendy bananas, not any of these straight ones!
  5. Well, it's all a load of bollocks innit? Bleedin forigners comin over 'ere, nicking our jobs and our bleedin wimmin. We should bring back National Service and hanging. Bleedin gypsys parked on the village green again. Bleedin council don't do nuffin. It's all the eeeuu's fault.

    If you're going, I'll have a half of Timothy Taylors.... with a top.
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  6. If we do leave the EU, I hope you realise that it means you'll all have to
    wash your own cars from then on.
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  7. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    You can't even get a sick line, how the fuck are you going to wash your car, claim the social?
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  8. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Here's what we know so far,

    1. Receiving your bus pass entitles you to vote out.
    2. We can still buy bananas but we fucking want some bend in them. A bit like win your cock is really hard. Standfast all you cunts with bus passes.
    3. Billy is dodging work and fucking off to Turkey for a couple of weeks.
    4. Dapper has gone all Alf Garnett.
    Last edited: Jun 22, 2016
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  9. Bleedin scouse git. :)
  10. WRONG , I will have a pint of Yorkshire Blackout.
  11. Easy Tiger, it is lunchtime! :)
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  12. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    You don't count SS. You're a nutter. ;)
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  13. From what I've gathered, Brexit will make us all rich thanks to one simple thing:

    We sell Lambert and Butler to the Chinese.
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  14. Ageing_Gracefully

    Ageing_Gracefully War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    If it is a draw, will they play extra time?
  15. Can we then declare war on whoever gets on our British tits? That would be nice.

    If we stay in, I understand that we will all be sent on a course to learn to say "Hello - I have a shed in my back garden for rent"
    in twelve different European languages.
  16. As I'll obviously be homeless Friday morning (living in Spain) if the vote is 'OUT' does anyone have a spare room for me, SWMBO, 2 dogs and 4 cats?

    I can bring cheap rum............
  17. I've got a shed. It was made in Denmark though so might get banned or something. If not, it's all yours.
  18. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Don't forget those million pound fag machines.

    Nae smokes and we're oot!
  19. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    So basically you're a surrender monkey, cheese eating, goose-stepping, kraut loving european traitor cunt.
  20. That's me!

    You forgot 'Leftard'. As I was so eloquently called also.

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