Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by witsend, Jun 22, 2016.
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Do you need to wait until you get your bus pass before you can vote out?
Will we still be able to buy bananas?
As long as they're not straight.
Bendy bananas, not any of these straight ones!
Well, it's all a load of bollocks innit? Bleedin forigners comin over 'ere, nicking our jobs and our bleedin wimmin. We should bring back National Service and hanging. Bleedin gypsys parked on the village green again. Bleedin council don't do nuffin. It's all the eeeuu's fault.
If you're going, I'll have a half of Timothy Taylors.... with a top.
If we do leave the EU, I hope you realise that it means you'll all have to
wash your own cars from then on.
You can't even get a sick line, how the fuck are you going to wash your car, claim the social?
Here's what we know so far,
1. Receiving your bus pass entitles you to vote out.
2. We can still buy bananas but we fucking want some bend in them. A bit like win your cock is really hard. Standfast all you cunts with bus passes.
3. Billy is dodging work and fucking off to Turkey for a couple of weeks.
4. Dapper has gone all Alf Garnett.
Bleedin scouse git.
WRONG , I will have a pint of Yorkshire Blackout.
Easy Tiger, it is lunchtime!
You don't count SS. You're a nutter.
From what I've gathered, Brexit will make us all rich thanks to one simple thing:
We sell Lambert and Butler to the Chinese.
If it is a draw, will they play extra time?
Can we then declare war on whoever gets on our British tits? That would be nice.
If we stay in, I understand that we will all be sent on a course to learn to say "Hello - I have a shed in my back garden for rent"
in twelve different European languages.
As I'll obviously be homeless Friday morning (living in Spain) if the vote is 'OUT' does anyone have a spare room for me, SWMBO, 2 dogs and 4 cats?
I can bring cheap rum............
I've got a shed. It was made in Denmark though so might get banned or something. If not, it's all yours.
Don't forget those million pound fag machines.
Nae smokes and we're oot!
So basically you're a surrender monkey, cheese eating, goose-stepping, kraut loving european traitor cunt.
You forgot 'Leftard'. As I was so eloquently called also.
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