Well, it's all a load of bollocks innit? Bleedin forigners comin over 'ere, nicking our jobs and our bleedin wimmin. We should bring back National Service and hanging. Bleedin gypsys parked on the village green again. Bleedin council don't do nuffin. It's all the eeeuu's fault.
If you're going, I'll have a half of Timothy Taylors.... with a top.
1. Receiving your bus pass entitles you to vote out.
2. We can still buy bananas but we fucking want some bend in them. A bit like win your cock is really hard. Standfast all you cunts with bus passes.
3. Billy is dodging work and fucking off to Turkey for a couple of weeks.
4. Dapper has gone all Alf Garnett.