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Brexit pub chat

dapperdunn

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Well, it's all a load of bollocks innit? Bleedin forigners comin over 'ere, nicking our jobs and our bleedin wimmin. We should bring back National Service and hanging. Bleedin gypsys parked on the village green again. Bleedin council don't do nuffin. It's all the eeeuu's fault.

If you're going, I'll have a half of Timothy Taylors.... with a top.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
If we do leave the EU, I hope you realise that it means you'll all have to
wash your own cars from then on.
 
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witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
Here's what we know so far,

1. Receiving your bus pass entitles you to vote out.
2. We can still buy bananas but we fucking want some bend in them. A bit like win your cock is really hard. Standfast all you cunts with bus passes.
3. Billy is dodging work and fucking off to Turkey for a couple of weeks.
and
4. Dapper has gone all Alf Garnett.
 
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guestm

Guest
From what I've gathered, Brexit will make us all rich thanks to one simple thing:

We sell Lambert and Butler to the Chinese.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Can we then declare war on whoever gets on our British tits? That would be nice.

If we stay in, I understand that we will all be sent on a course to learn to say "Hello - I have a shed in my back garden for rent"
in twelve different European languages.
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
As I'll obviously be homeless Friday morning (living in Spain) if the vote is 'OUT' does anyone have a spare room for me, SWMBO, 2 dogs and 4 cats?

I can bring cheap rum............
 
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guestm

Guest
As I'll obviously be homeless Friday morning (living in Spain) if the vote is 'OUT' does anyone have a spare room for me, SWMBO, 2 dogs and 4 cats?

I can bring cheap rum............

I've got a shed. It was made in Denmark though so might get banned or something. If not, it's all yours.
 
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