Bret Michaels has Brain fart

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  1. NZ_Bootneck

    NZ_Bootneck War Hero

    Bret Michaels the 'singer' from Glam/Heavy Metal band Poison and 'star' of the god awful reality show 'Rock of Love' has suffered a severe Brain haemorraghe it is reported.
    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gOhveatVWAo2xZFgVdlb62tpc3pgD9F944P04
    While the news must be depressing for his many fans, read skanky white hos, meth addicted trailer trash, the 7 members of the Poison Fan Club and the German Heavy Metal Bund, I find myself thinking how many of the well used chicks lining up to become Mrs Bret in the next season of RoL will have to brush up on their colostomy bag changing and dribble from the chin wiping skills. :twisted:
     
  2. KATWEEZIL

    KATWEEZIL Badgeman

    Thats the best news i've heard since the the death Malcolm McClaren.
     
  3. Backpacker1uk

    Backpacker1uk War Hero

    Having suffered one of these a few years back it is the mother of all headaches good old NHS put me in a bed next to a geriatric coughing cnut luckily a side room came available.

    Well the black and decker and araldite worked then it was watching tv with sunglasses for months and no driving license. Yep he will no be playing the fiddle for a while
     
  4. BigBurt

    BigBurt New member

    For some odd reason this made me laugh!!
     
  5. chatsharris

    chatsharris Badgeman

    Paul Daniels next hopefully. Then Bono.
     
  6. BigBurt

    BigBurt New member

    Then Tom Cruise and Sting!!
     
  7. PROPMAN

    PROPMAN Supporters - GCM

    Then anyone who has appeared on the cover of 'Hello' or 'OK' magazine.

    Infact, anyone who buys the bl**dy things deserves it too. Or have they already suffered, hence why they buy the rags in the first place? :scratch:
     

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