A woman took a baby to the post-natal clinic for a routine examination. Once the doctor had examined the baby, he declared it to be a little underweight, and asked the woman whether the baby was being breast fed or bottle fed. "Breast fed" she replied. "Well, I better have a look at you too" said the doc. After she'd stripped to the waist, the doc groped her breasts for a few minutes before declaring "I can see what the problem is. You're not producing any milk" "That's because I'm the grandmother" she replied, "but that was lovely!! Same time next week?"