Breast is best

#1
A woman took a baby to the post-natal clinic for a routine examination. Once the doctor had examined the baby, he declared it to be a little underweight, and asked the woman whether the baby was being breast fed or bottle fed. "Breast fed" she replied. "Well, I better have a look at you too" said the doc. After she'd stripped to the waist, the doc groped her breasts for a few minutes before declaring "I can see what the problem is. You're not producing any milk"
"That's because I'm the grandmother" she replied, "but that was lovely!! Same time next week?"
 
#2
skyvet said:
A woman took a baby to the post-natal clinic for a routine examination. Once the doctor had examined the baby, he declared it to be a little underweight, and asked the woman whether the baby was being breast fed or bottle fed. "Breast fed" she replied. "Well, I better have a look at you too" said the doc. After she'd stripped to the waist, the doc groped her breasts for a few minutes before declaring "I can see what the problem is. You're not producing any milk"
"That's because I'm the grandmother" she replied, "but that was lovely!! Same time next week?"
:joker: :thumright:
 
#5
I can see this turning into a joke thread............



A teacher asks her class to make a sentence using the word "contagious".

Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.

"Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My
grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie," says the teacher.

"Anyone else?"

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."



I thank you!! :boogie:
 
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