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cúnto

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#1
WASHINGTON -- NASA will hold a news conference at 2 p.m. EST on Thursday, Dec. 2, to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life. Astrobiology is the study of the origin, evolution, distribution and future of life in the universe.

http://www.nasa.gov/home/hqnews/2010/nov/HQ_M10-167_Astrobiology.html

I for one will be arming myself with a foil-covered airgun, and wearing a colander on Thursday. Who's with me, I've got a survival knife with a compass on it, and a tin of spaghetti hoops?
 

Blackrat

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Aliens? That's all we need. Coming to our planet, taking our jobs or clogging up our benefit system for the workshy ones. It's intolerable. Next they'll be wanting to have their own laws, own customs and will be burning effigies of the Earth in protest of some nonsense or the other. Why do we want to find extra terrestrial life? We've more cunts down here than we can deal with, let alone having to deal with some green wankers with heads like the Mekon. If we find life out there, we should tell them to fuck off. Not that they would understand us because they won't be able to speak English. Not that fucking intelligent are they?
 
#5
Blackrat said:
Aliens? That's all we need. Coming to our planet, taking our jobs or clogging up our benefit system for the workshy ones. It's intolerable. Next they'll be wanting to have their own laws, own customs and will be burning effigies of the Earth in protest of some nonsense or the other. Why do we want to find extra terrestrial life? We've more cunts down here than we can deal with, let alone having to deal with some green wankers with heads like the Mekon. If we find life out there, we should tell them to fuck off. Not that they would understand us because they won't be able to speak English. Not that fucking intelligent are they?
top quality pre-rant there
 

Blackrat

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#6
Bond509 said:
Blackrat said:
Aliens? That's all we need. Coming to our planet, taking our jobs or clogging up our benefit system for the workshy ones. It's intolerable. Next they'll be wanting to have their own laws, own customs and will be burning effigies of the Earth in protest of some nonsense or the other. Why do we want to find extra terrestrial life? We've more cunts down here than we can deal with, let alone having to deal with some green wankers with heads like the Mekon. If we find life out there, we should tell them to fuck off. Not that they would understand us because they won't be able to speak English. Not that fucking intelligent are they?
top quality pre-rant there
All aboard the outrage shuttle.
 

cúnto

Lantern Swinger
#7
Blackrat said:
Aliens? That's all we need. Coming to our planet, taking our jobs or clogging up our benefit system for the workshy ones. It's intolerable. Next they'll be wanting to have their own laws, own customs and will be burning effigies of the Earth in protest of some nonsense or the other. Why do we want to find extra terrestrial life? We've more cunts down here than we can deal with, let alone having to deal with some green wankers with heads like the Mekon. If we find life out there, we should tell them to fuck off. Not that they would understand us because they won't be able to speak English. Not that fucking intelligent are they?
I'm hoping that we can ostracise them, then make it difficult for them to run businesses in our society. Perhaps provide a small enclave in an inner city, close to our laser factories and make them work for food.

Who knows, one day we can seal the area off, and quietly, efficiently dispose of the problem.
 
#8
Thia is actually just NASA softening us up for the next set of Wikileaks.

The aliens have been among us for years - just look in Plymouth City Centre :hal
 

cúnto

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#9
Ballistic said:
Thia is actually just NASA softening us up for the next set of Wikileaks.

The aliens have been among us for years - just look in Plymouth City Centre :hal
8O :D it all makes sense now. And as for Wales. . .
 

pugfrom83

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#11
Well I've seen the (ahem) (cough) adult version of Flash Gordon (Flesh Garden if I recall) and I for one will be welcoming those large breasted, sperm swallowing alians with open arms (negative undercrackers)
 

xchiefcook

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#12
pugfrom83 said:
Well I've seen the (ahem) (cough) adult version of Flash Gordon (Flesh Garden if I recall) and I for one will be welcoming those large breasted, sperm swallowing aliens with open arms (negative undercrackers)[/quote]

Living in Pompey.....I have done that for years......in fact I think wife No 2 was one !!!! :D :D :D :D :lol:
 
#16
As long as they leave Jade Goody behind, bring it on. I fancy some good inter stellar warfare, see how good these computer gamers really are.
 
#20
cúnto said:
Stand-down the death ray. It is another dull story about scientists getting a hard-on over nothing:

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/universe/features/astrobiology_toxic_chemical.html

I am still going to strangle all Cornish women on site; there is simply no other rational reason why they're so different from the rest of us.
I assume you mean "on sight" but can you leave the wife alone as I'll have no-one to cook my tea, do the dhobeying etc Ta.
 
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