Brazen's Pirate ship - Crew needed!!!

#1
I have stolen an old 18th century pirate ship, to be called
"Pearl Necklace"

I plan to sail her around the Caribbean, drinking and pillaging :twisted: :twisted:

I need a crew, please sign up now telling me why YOU
should be in the crew, & pick a name for my next ship!!

"OH ARGHH- where's the rum?!!" :D :D :D :D :D
 
#4
every pirate ship needs a boarding specialist - i excel at jumping from one ship to another with a dagger in my teeth while shouting (in a surprisingly intelligible voice): "Give up, ye bastards! ye haven't got a chance!"
 
#5
Maxi_77 said:
No Rum, no crew.
And when you do find the rum we need to know if its Pusser's, Mount Gay, Woods, Captain Morgan's, Club Havana No.7 etc. Will it be unlimited when along side and a tot at sea. What about Queen's? thats for them that drink Mount Gay.

What are the % share out of Pillage, and wot wiv having a bird as Skipper are we still allowed Rape?

If the terms and conditions are correct I wish to apply as Captain of the Heads + LSRP2SM Ops Room crew. Also if a it is a choice between hammocks and bunks I will require a single cabin hammock with porthole.

Nutty

Name it H.M.P.S Yellow Snow (Always pissed on)
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
#8
As the Captains personal varlot, I can say tha rape will not be necessary as the Capain has pledge to attend to the crews every need.
 
#11
I am a fully trained rum taster and issuer thus essential for the well being of the crew, and thus indespensible to the captain. I am also passible at navigation, submerging and finding lost torpedos.
 
#12
Maxi_77 said:
I am a fully trained rum taster and issuer thus essential for the well being of the crew, and thus indespensible to the captain. I am also passible at navigation, submerging and finding lost torpedos.
Welcome aboard matey xx
 
#13
Maxi_77 said:
I am a fully trained rum taster and issuer thus essential for the well being of the crew, and thus indespensible to the captain. I am also passible at navigation, submerging and finding lost torpedos.
Maxi

Is the submerging caused by your barely passable navigation or the lost torpedo you located by banging the ship againts its impact detornator.

Nutty?
 

geoffg

Lantern Swinger
#14
Brazen, do you sit up all night thinkin' these up ???
Pirates III is out today.
Oh, by the way do you need a fanny trimmer on the crew? :oops:

geoff(ers) :?
 
#15
Nutty said:
Maxi_77 said:
I am a fully trained rum taster and issuer thus essential for the well being of the crew, and thus indespensible to the captain. I am also passible at navigation, submerging and finding lost torpedos.
Maxi

Is the submerging caused by your barely passable navigation or the lost torpedo you located by banging the ship againts its impact detornator.

Nutty?
Tried all methods, depends on how I feel on the day, sometimes I even press the klaxon twice.
 
#18
Brazen, can I be your Ships cat; every good ship needs one. I can keep the rats away from the biscuits, the rum and purrrr around the base of your feet. Next Ship, “The Deviantâ€.
 
#19
i would daresay that only the women would have to wear them... as a sign of wealth only of course (and maybe AAC if he signs up - shudder).
 
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