Brazen's Pirate ship - Crew needed!!!

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  1. I have stolen an old 18th century pirate ship, to be called
    "Pearl Necklace"

    I plan to sail her around the Caribbean, drinking and pillaging :twisted: :twisted:

    I need a crew, please sign up now telling me why YOU
    should be in the crew, & pick a name for my next ship!!

    "OH ARGHH- where's the rum?!!" :D :D :D :D :D
     
  2. No Rum, no crew.
     
  3. Have just stored ship babe!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  4. every pirate ship needs a boarding specialist - i excel at jumping from one ship to another with a dagger in my teeth while shouting (in a surprisingly intelligible voice): "Give up, ye bastards! ye haven't got a chance!"
     
  5. And when you do find the rum we need to know if its Pusser's, Mount Gay, Woods, Captain Morgan's, Club Havana No.7 etc. Will it be unlimited when along side and a tot at sea. What about Queen's? thats for them that drink Mount Gay.

    What are the % share out of Pillage, and wot wiv having a bird as Skipper are we still allowed Rape?

    If the terms and conditions are correct I wish to apply as Captain of the Heads + LSRP2SM Ops Room crew. Also if a it is a choice between hammocks and bunks I will require a single cabin hammock with porthole.

    Nutty

    Name it H.M.P.S Yellow Snow (Always pissed on)
     
  6. Ohhhhhh can I be the buffer please??????

    Purty purty please??????????????????

    :oops:
     
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    And it will be good old "pussers"!!!
     
  8. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    As the Captains personal varlot, I can say tha rape will not be necessary as the Capain has pledge to attend to the crews every need.
     
  9. Ok so far
    CBM- Jenny D
    Boarding officer - Jarhead
    Captain of the Heads + LSRP2SM Ops Room- Nutty

    Plenty more of you out there!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D
     
  10. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
     
  11. I am a fully trained rum taster and issuer thus essential for the well being of the crew, and thus indespensible to the captain. I am also passible at navigation, submerging and finding lost torpedos.
     
  12. Welcome aboard matey xx
     
  13. Maxi

    Is the submerging caused by your barely passable navigation or the lost torpedo you located by banging the ship againts its impact detornator.

    Nutty?
     
  14. Brazen, do you sit up all night thinkin' these up ???
    Pirates III is out today.
    Oh, by the way do you need a fanny trimmer on the crew? :oops:

    geoff(ers) :?
     
  15. Tried all methods, depends on how I feel on the day, sometimes I even press the klaxon twice.
     
  16. Being the name is ‘Pearl Necklace’, would ALL OF THE CREW have to wear one and if so, by what methods????
     
  17. Better mood today I see
     
  18. Brazen, can I be your Ships cat; every good ship needs one. I can keep the rats away from the biscuits, the rum and purrrr around the base of your feet. Next Ship, “The Deviantâ€.
     
  19. i would daresay that only the women would have to wear them... as a sign of wealth only of course (and maybe AAC if he signs up - shudder).
     
  20. now that would depend on the type of "pearl necklace"!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
     

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