Ok. I'm on nights and bar an extremely intimate phone call from a Northern lass who was telling me all sorts of naughty things, i've had fuck all of interest happen. So far i've: 1. Shouted at a tramp for pissing against the wall 2. Stuffed my face with crisps 3. Drunk copious amounts of coffee 4. Smoked umpteen fags 5. Wiped an extremely sticky bogey on the earpiece of an unpopular managers phone 6. Skiffed my 2ic Auto erotic asphyxiation aside, any suggestions?