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pots359v

Lantern Swinger
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Come on guys we all know someone out there that is most definitely BOBFOC. A certain 2 ringer from Mighty Manch days springs to mind.
So lets go with some nick names for the lasses that you have used or heard used.

Lets keep the mods happy and No Names No Pac Drills etc.

new a wrn called vosene, caught in the shower with a bottle inserted!
 
Shakey

Shakey

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#2
Knew a civvie that we all called Lassie, 'cos she screamed and moaned like the character in that 80's film.

Also, in a previous job in a Students' Union, there was these two girls in the hockey team who were very (ahem) 'active'. They were also very bi and were friendly with the rugby team.

Anyway, one day the hockey team were going on tour so they all turn up in their freshly printed tour shirts complete with nicknames on the back. One had 'Milk Maid', a reference to an incident involving the rugby team, a camera and a box of them iced milk lollipops. The other had 'Spit Roast Queen' on her shirt. I think she must have been into barbecues or summat. :twisted:
 
Welshbird

Welshbird

MIA
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#3
I knew of an alleged incident on a 22 in the 90s, there was a certain female member of the Comms dept getting rather friendly with a stoker in the funnel. Anyway they both got caught and trooped, legend has it she earned herself the moniker - "Funnel Fanny" :)
 
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pots359v

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there was a jenny sa on the invince called 'flash' not the communicator (scary thought!) of the same name, this one got caught giving some hand relief to a dabber in a boat bay, wearing her operators anti flash glove!
 
Squirrel

Squirrel

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pots359v said:
there was a jenny sa on the invince called 'flash' not the communicator (scary thought!) of the same name, this one got caught giving some hand relief to a dabber in a boat bay, wearing her operators anti flash glove!
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You've got to admit though, there's nothing like the feel of an operators anti-flash glove...

....apparently. :D
 
geoffrey

geoffrey

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pots359v said:
Come on guys we all know someone out there that is most definitely BOBFOC. A certain 2 ringer from Mighty Manch days springs to mind.
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I'm pretty sure that that certain 2 ringer reads this website regularly.... ;)
 
brigham600

brigham600

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#12
#12
There was a young wren on the Ocean some years ago who was given the lovely name of 'Zoe Alpha' due to being caught carrying out gas tight drills with some Royals.

'Pots359v said 'flash' not the communicator (scary thought!)'

I know her too and you aint wrong buddy. The honey monster springs to mind whenever I hear her name mentioned. :)
 
andym

andym

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#13
we had a baby chef at raleigh called "Bloodclot" cos he had a fecking huge one up his nose!It was still there a year and a half later!
 
Shakey

Shakey

War Hero
#14
#14
matlo_caroline said:
I must admit i think you lads look nice in your anti flash gear.
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This has got to be the most specialist fetish I've ever heard of!

Or is it because with the anti flash on you can't see their face?
 
Squirrel

Squirrel

Lantern Swinger
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#15
brigham600 said:
There was a young wren on the Ocean some years ago who was given the lovely name of 'Zoe Alpha' due to being caught carrying out gas tight drills with some Royals.

'Pots359v said 'flash' not the communicator (scary thought!)'

I know her too and you aint wrong buddy. The honey monster springs to mind whenever I hear her name mentioned. :)
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Come on guys, there's a limerick in there somewhere.....

There was a young wren on the ocean,
who was quite partial to the odd portion.....

.....anyone care to finish?
 
Jenny_Dabber

Jenny_Dabber

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brigham600 said:
There was a young wren on the Ocean some years ago who was given the lovely name of 'Zoe Alpha' due to being caught carrying out gas tight drills with some Royals.

'Pots359v said 'flash' not the communicator (scary thought!)'

I know her too and you aint wrong buddy. The honey monster springs to mind whenever I hear her name mentioned. :)
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You should know Banjo also then, good lass from Bristol :wink:
 
fishmiester

fishmiester

Banned
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#19
a few that spring to my mind.

The WEM/OM called Exocet - you could see him coming but there was f**k all you could do about it.

The LWEM called LAX (as in laxative) cos he gave us all the s**ts

The Std called Scotchbrite co he was thick, green and picked up s**t

The 1st Lt we called Wilf after the ventriloquists dummy in the Sailor series

and finally the Std called Dolly (as in Parton) cos his NAMET was 9 to 5
 
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pots359v

Lantern Swinger
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Jenny_Dabber said:
brigham600 said:
There was a young wren on the Ocean some years ago who was given the lovely name of 'Zoe Alpha' due to being caught carrying out gas tight drills with some Royals.

'Pots359v said 'flash' not the communicator (scary thought!)'

I know her too and you aint wrong buddy. The honey monster springs to mind whenever I hear her name mentioned. :)
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You should know Banjo also then, good lass from Bristol :wink:
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When was she on there?
 
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