Bloody Crabs "Lorraine Kelly to hear them dripping"

#6
Oh dear God, they really do not do themselves any good at all.
Three experiences of working with crabs:

1. Gob shyte who got filled in by people unknown in Limassol whilst sailing home from the Gulf.
2. Whinger that about in X years of marriage he had never spent a night away from his wife whilst on board at sea for two weeks.
3. Two crabs in Collingwood whinging about the JR accomodation.

and 4 (yeah, I know, I know) reading an advert in a paper for Crabfat Administrator. To do their paperwork and be responsible for their morale.

To me that means a writer (Logs (whatever it is but far too long to type)) with a sense of humour ....

Am I only jealous that I became a matelot and not a crab in the first place?
 
#10
:p Now;- back when the sky was always blue :p and this was all fields :roll: The R.A.F. were known as Erks! :? When did it change to Crabs and why? :? I seem to recall the fair Lorraine naked over on Arrse with one leg east and the other west. Not very ladylike you know. :oops:
 
#11
flymo said:
Oh dear God, they really do not do themselves any good at all.
Three experiences of working with crabs:

1. Gob shyte who got filled in by people unknown in Limassol whilst sailing home from the Gulf.
2. Whinger that about in X years of marriage he had never spent a night away from his wife whilst on board at sea for two weeks.
3. Two crabs in Collingwood whinging about the JR accomodation.

and 4 (yeah, I know, I know) reading an advert in a paper for Crabfat Administrator. To do their paperwork and be responsible for their morale.

To me that means a writer (Logs (whatever it is but far too long to type)) with a sense of humour ....

Am I only jealous that I became a matelot and not a crab in the first place?

Just had a thought, rather than drip to Lorainne, they could use the divisional system!
Oh no, the Navy do that, so it won't work!!!!
Cnuts
 
#13
the crabs have a div system
they recruit the BIGGEST F**KING DIVS IN THE COUNTRY TEACH THEM TO WALK SIDEWAYS AND MAKE THEM WEAR A UNIFORM THAT LOOKS LIKE PUSSERS OLD SCHOOL CRAB CREAM.
No wonder we are the senior service we get called jack, matelots, and the most imaginitive is probably along the lines of gays.
yet we (being the superior lifeform) come up with such pearl as
RAF= CRAB FATS(from the colour of the crab cream issued to matelots)
ARMY= PONGOES(everywhere the army goes the pong goes).
 
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