Blonds

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In Praise Of Blondes:

- What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? Locking the car door.

- Did you hear about the blonde who was found frozen to death in her car at the drive-in movie theatre? She went to see 'Closed For The Winter'

- A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her
mother overseas. When the man told Her it would cost $300, she exclaimed:

"I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my
Mother."

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, anything," the blonde promised.

"Well then, just follow me," said the man as he walked towards the next room.

The blonde did as she was told and followed the man, who said, "Come in and close the
door." She did.

"Now get on your knees."

She did.

"Now take down my zipper."

She did.

"Now go ahead...take it out ...."

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands...then paused.The man closed
his eyes and whispered, "Well, go ahead."

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer...and while holding it close to
her lips tentatively said..."Hello, Mom?"
 
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