BLONDES

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  1. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
    · -she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    · -she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
    · -she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    · -she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
    · -she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

    She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
    · -she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
    · -she thought General Motors was in the army.
    · -she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
    · -she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
    · -under "education" on her job application, she put
    "Hooked On Phonics."

    She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
    · -she tripped over a cordless phone.
    · -she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
    because it said "concentrate."
    · -she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
    "DON'T WALK."
    · -at the bottom of the application where it says "sign
    here," she put "Sagittarius."
    · -she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

    She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
    · -she studied for a blood test.
    · -she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
    · -she sold the car for gas money!
    · -when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
    instead.
    · -when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said
    "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

    She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
    · -when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
    home, she moved.
    · -she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
    · -if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
    · -she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the
    evening.
    · -she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought
    stood for "Tits Go In Front."
    · -she thought Grape Nuts was a venereal disease

    :p
     

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