Blondes

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Seven Degrees of Blondes
>
> FIRST DEGREE
>
> A married couple were sleeping when the phone rang
> at 2 in the morning.
> The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the
> phone, listened a moment and
> said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from
> here!" and hung up.
>
> The husband said, "Who was that?"
>
> The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting
> to know if the coast is
> clear."
>
> SECOND DEGREE
>
> Two blondes are walking down the street. One
> notices a compact on the
> sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,
> looks in the mirror and
> says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
>
> The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
>
> So the first blonde hands her the compact.
>
> The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You
> dummy, it's me!"
>
> THIRD DEGREE
>
> A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on
> her, so she goes out and
> buys a gun.
>
> She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when
> she opens the door she
> finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde
> is really angry. She
> opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does
> so, she is overcome
> with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her
> head.
>
> The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
>
> The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
>
> FOURTH DEGREE
>
> A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of countries capitals.> Proudlyshe says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of
> them."
>
> A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of
> France>
> The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy:"F"
>
> FIFTH DEGREE
>
> What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told
> her she was pregnant?
>
> "Is it mine?"
>
> SIXTH DEGREE
>
> Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA
> freshman, sat in her US
> government class. The professor asked Bambi if she
> knew what Roe vs. Wade
> was about.
>
> Bambi pondered the question then finally said,
> "That was the decision
> George Washington had to make before he crossed the
> Delaware."
>
> SEVENTH DEGREE
>
> Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to
> find her house
> Ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the
> police at once and
> Reported the crime.
>
> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
> radio, and a K-9 unit,
> patrolling nearby was the first t o respond. As the
> K-9 officer
> Approached the house with his dog on a leash, the
> blonde ran out on the
> porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his
> dog, then sat down on the
> steps.
>
> Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come
> home to find all my
> possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and
> what do they do?
>
> They send me a BLIND policeman."
>
 
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