War Hero
blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool
and orders a drink.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"!
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, sir, I think it is just fair -given that you are blind that you
should know five things:
First - The bartender is a blonde girl.
Second - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Third - I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Fourth - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter, and
Fifth - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell a Blonde
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,and declares, "Nah...Not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."