Blond

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  1. blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool
    and orders a drink.
    After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna
    hear a blonde joke?"!
    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
    that joke, sir, I think it is just fair -given that you are blind that you
    should know five things:
    First - The bartender is a blonde girl.
    Second - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    Third - I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    Fourth - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
    weightlifter, and
    Fifth - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
    Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell a Blonde
    joke?"
    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,and declares, "Nah...Not
    if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
     

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