The_Caretaker
War Hero
Q.Why are Blonde's coffins shaped like a triangle?
A.Because everytime their head hits a pillow their legs open.
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What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme.
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Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."
The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"
To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
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Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy!
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Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?
She was afraid of getting hearing aids!
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What is the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A Rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do," and a blonde says "any cock'll-do!"
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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
We don't ******* know, they haven't met yet!
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Why do blondes wear big hoop earings?
It's a place to rest their ankles.
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A young blonde woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. What size would you like?"
The blonde responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone right now."
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A.Because everytime their head hits a pillow their legs open.
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What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."
The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"
To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy!
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Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?
She was afraid of getting hearing aids!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
What is the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A Rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do," and a blonde says "any cock'll-do!"
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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
We don't ******* know, they haven't met yet!
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Why do blondes wear big hoop earings?
It's a place to rest their ankles.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
A young blonde woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. What size would you like?"
The blonde responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone right now."
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