Blond Jokes 5

Q.Why are Blonde's coffins shaped like a triangle?

A.Because everytime their head hits a pillow their legs open.

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What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpme Dumpme.

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Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."

The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"

To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

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Did you hear about the new paint on the market?

It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy!

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Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?

She was afraid of getting hearing aids!

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What is the difference between a blonde and a rooster?

A Rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do," and a blonde says "any cock'll-do!"

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

We don't ******* know, they haven't met yet!

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Why do blondes wear big hoop earings?

It's a place to rest their ankles.

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A young blonde woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.

He replies, "Yes we do. What size would you like?"

The blonde responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone right now."

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