Blond Jokes 2


War Hero
Q: What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: They both have little Black Boxes.

Q: Why don't blondes water ski?
A: Because they lie down as soon as their crotches get wet.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking.

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

Q: What do you call a bleached blonde standing on her head?
A: A brunette with bad breath!

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes?
A: Cos they go and answer the ******* door.

Q: How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
A: She can't find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear!

Q: How is a blonde different than a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.

Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
A: The blonde - she is eighteen.

Q: What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

Q: Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than he gave horses?
A: So they wouldn't shit during the parade.

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustache.

Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation.

Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage.

Q: How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
A: Startled.

Q: What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
A: "What part of 'yes' don't you understand?"