Blond Jokes 2

The_Caretaker

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Q: What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: They both have little Black Boxes.


Q: Why don't blondes water ski?
A: Because they lie down as soon as their crotches get wet.


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking.


Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.


Q: What do you call a bleached blonde standing on her head?
A: A brunette with bad breath!


Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes?
A: Cos they go and answer the ******* door.


Q: How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
A: She can't find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear!


Q: How is a blonde different than a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.


Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
A: The blonde - she is eighteen.


Q: What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.


Q: Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than he gave horses?
A: So they wouldn't shit during the parade.


Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustache.


Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation.


Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage.


Q: How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
A: Startled.


Q: What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
A: "What part of 'yes' don't you understand?"
 
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