Blond Jokes 2

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  1. Q: What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common?
    A: They both have little Black Boxes.

    Q: Why don't blondes water ski?
    A: Because they lie down as soon as their crotches get wet.

    Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
    A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking.

    Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
    A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

    Q: What do you call a bleached blonde standing on her head?
    A: A brunette with bad breath!

    Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes?
    A: Cos they go and answer the ******* door.

    Q: How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
    A: She can't find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear!

    Q: How is a blonde different than a 747?
    A: Not everyone has been in a 747.

    Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
    A: The blonde - she is eighteen.

    Q: What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
    A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

    Q: Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than he gave horses?
    A: So they wouldn't shit during the parade.

    Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
    A: It matches their mustache.

    Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
    A: The invitation.

    Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
    A: A hostage.

    Q: How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
    A: Startled.

    Q: What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
    A: "What part of 'yes' don't you understand?"
  2. lot of work for not a lot of laughter

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