Black eye friday

[guestm]

Black Eye Friday report!

Survived the night ... only as I had been pinned in the corner by she who must be obeyed and not allowed to move/throw myself around on the dance floor but she did ensure the glass was kept topped up!. However ... 16y old son of one of our party returned breathless from the dance floor with reports of a old woman (60 y old) in a gold foil dress (halter necked and slashed to the waist) who was throwing herself around to "dancing queen" when her tits reached escape velocity and moving in counterclockwise dierections hoved into view! Whats more the slags' dress was slashed hem to upper thigh and he went on to report she was commando ... I took it from this that he thought she was a bootie in run ashore rig however I gather he meant she was not wearing any shreddies as apparently whilst attempting some highly imaginative dancing move normally only seen on Strictly ... the whole lot was on dispay!

It wasn't until a while later I made a foray into the bar and this "thing" of beauty??? came into view ... Arghhhh my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It hasn't happened yet, it's this Friday.

 

[MG Maniac]

It hasn't happened yet, it's this Friday.

What?????????? You could have told me! You mean I've got to go through it again????? I took the batteries out my hearing aid and doubled the blood pressure meds for last Friday and that was bad enough! Chhhhrrrrrist Monty what do you want? I mean this place is quieter on Helston on a blank week ... after last Friday they will have all gone back into hibernation and the sheep can breathe easy again for a year ........

 

[guestm]

What?????????? You could have told me! You mean I've got to go through it again????? I took the batteries out my hearing aid and doubled the blood pressure meds for last Friday and that was bad enough! Chhhhrrrrrist Monty what do you want? I mean this place is quieter on Helston on a blank week ... after last Friday they will have all gone back into hibernation and the sheep can breathe easy again for a year ........

Yep, you have to go and do it again.

 

[MG Maniac]

Admit it. You stored it in your spank bank.

I did think about getting a quick snap of "it" on the mobile to show & tell ... but I didn't think the camera was up to the job and I don't want to be blamed for causing permanent blindness on RR members! God it was ugly .... a worthy candidate for a "ropey trophy" run ashore ... I'm still suffering from temporary blindness ...

 

[MG Maniac]

Yep, you have to go and do it again.

Oh fcuk! Oh well ... just have to take the guide dog for a walk ... all these nice ladies seem to like a doggy .... or was that like to take it doggy????

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Doggin.........?