Black Eye Friday report!
Survived the night ... only as I had been pinned in the corner by she who must be obeyed and not allowed to move/throw myself around on the dance floor but she did ensure the glass was kept topped up!. However ... 16y old son of one of our party returned breathless from the dance floor with reports of a old woman (60 y old) in a gold foil dress (halter necked and slashed to the waist) who was throwing herself around to "dancing queen" when her tits reached escape velocity and moving in counterclockwise dierections hoved into view! Whats more the slags' dress was slashed hem to upper thigh and he went on to report she was commando ... I took it from this that he thought she was a bootie in run ashore rig however I gather he meant she was not wearing any shreddies as apparently whilst attempting some highly imaginative dancing move normally only seen on Strictly ... the whole lot was on dispay!
It wasn't until a while later I made a foray into the bar and this "thing" of beauty??? came into view ... Arghhhh my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It hasn't happened yet, it's this Friday.