seenoffteefcuk said:Haggis_Catcher said:seenoffteefcuk said:I think i had my black eye thursday.
cant find my keys
swamped on the landing
missing one of my bats
woke flatmate at 0400
cant remember where i was
cant remember how i got home
didnt turn up for work therefore losing 20 quid an hour
daren't tell my missus even though i know she will find out(i dont know how but they always do)
im now getting dressed to start it all over again
you arrived home using the magical beer scooter which was reliably guided by the trusted kebab compass. :lol:
managed to get through the security entrance but not the flat door
if my flatmate had awoken earlier i may not of swamped on the landing therefore its not my fault
Agreed that it is not your fault.
Last weekend i woke up on the landing floor stark bollock naked. My old man woke my up at 8am as he went for a slash. My mate was in my room asleep on the floor near to the door and blocked my way (that's my story and i'm sticking to it ).