BLACK CATTING

This thread is for those tales of untruthfullness in the Andrew that bordered upon Waltsmanship but were not really the same thing. The serious stuff goes in the WALTS thread.

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brigham600

War Hero
When on the YORK, a few of us were sitting in the PO's Mess and watching the Olympics and in particular, the gymnastic session.

Me: Blimey, would love to shag one of those girlies, they must be able to get into all sorts of postitions.

Blackcatter: Yeah, I used to shag one and they are good, but I'll tell ya something, not anywhere near as good as the trapeeze artist I used to shag though.

He was a PO Greenie called Dave. I shall leave it there. :)
 
I did a draft on the Gigantic -3rd in the Massive Class (Penant number B.I.G 1) the Fleet Chief Greenie had finished with the Ballet Troope and was shagging Olga Korbutt. He use to put in a CTM every weekend to Kiev, but it wasn't too bad cos the Fwd Gangway was in Kiel
 
When I was shit house sweeper on the Quantum I was forced to perform sexual acts, from behind, upon the Female (4 ring) Captain whilst she wore her hat, suspenders, stokings and black court shoes and peered out of the bridge window pretending all was well during a RAS with a Russian Navy Oiler.

Or was I Buffers Mate at the time, at least the rest is correct.

NUtty
 
When I was baby plod at a certain Souff Lunnun Police Station I had to shag the Duty Woman Police Inspector in the back seat of a marked police (jam sandwich) whilst on duty in overtime on a bank hoilday being paid double double time.

Yes she had her hat on.

NUtty
 

brigham600

War Hero
When I was in that London police station I shagged the Duty Woman Police Inspector twice in both back seats. Fnar, fnar. She actually paid me double time as I had put in 'double' the effort.
 
brigham600 said:
When I was in that London police station I shagged the Duty Woman Police Inspector twice in both back seats. Fnar, fnar. She actually paid me double time as I had put in 'double' the effort.

Brigham

I did not want to mention the act of sodomy after I had shagged her as that was illegal at that time in history.

Nutty
 
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