Brighambrigham600 said:When I was in that London police station I shagged the Duty Woman Police Inspector twice in both back seats. Fnar, fnar. She actually paid me double time as I had put in 'double' the effort.
Do you remember this guy from the mighty York, he was a bit of a "two sheds" !brigham600 said:When on the YORK, a few of us were sitting in the PO's Mess and watching the Olympics and in particular, the gymnastic session.
Me: Blimey, would love to shag one of those girlies, they must be able to get into all sorts of postitions.
Blackcatter: Yeah, I used to shag one and they are good, but I'll tell ya something, not anywhere near as good as the trapeeze artist I used to shag though.
He was a PO Greenie called Dave. I shall leave it there.
This is terrible. This is a British National Dish and should be registered as such with the European Commission before the Froggies steal pussers Mother's Pride(TM) and joy, the Cheesy eggy hammy! Arise you sleeping sons of England, get off yer lazy arses, sharpen yer cutlasses and fight for our heritage! Cry Harry for England, Cheesy Eggy Hammy for St.George!SAM_The_Man_Dicosta said: