Dunno if anyone here has heard of 'Popbitch', it's a weekly internet scandal/gossip sheet for music/media/news type people. Anyway, there was a story on there last year about an un-named RN ship that had left Gib and some of the crew (probably stokers!) had kidnapped one of the monkeys off the rock. The monkey was then taught to masturbate for cigarettes. To much amusement. However as the ship neared the end of the deployment, they wondered what was going to happen if they were found with a wanking smoking monkey. No doubt the RSPCA and the like wouldn't see the funny side. So the monkey was put in his cage and sent for a float test. Does anyone know if there's any truth in this?