bit scared

pondwater

Midshipman
When I was in the army gays were not allowed. All thats changed now, so am I now gonna have to worry about who's looking at my butt in the showers when I join the navy soon, or have the gays got there own showers or something.
Im not trying to cause offence, im not homophobic, but whats the score?
This is the only issue I have.
 

Point_West

Midshipman
pondwater said:
When I was in the army gays were not allowed. All thats changed now, so am I now gonna have to worry about who's looking at my butt in the showers when I join the navy soon, or have the gays got there own showers or something.
Im not trying to cause offence, im not homophobic, but whats the score?
This is the only issue I have.

Why do you think you might be sending out those sorts of signals?
 

dunkers

War Hero
There have always been gays in the Army, Navy, et al.

You just assumed they weren't there before.

Sexual contact or any kind of harrassment is, as you know, absolutely verboten in the Forces so you needn't worry.
 

slim

War Hero
Dont worry it only hurts for the first few times.

Seriously if you are aproached by a gay sailorlet him know that you are straight and you should have no problems. If the attention caries on have a word with the killick of the mess.
if it is the killick of the mess then at least you could get out of mess sweeping
 

slim

War Hero
janner said:
slim said:
Dont worry it only hurts for the first few times.
You are listening to the voice of experience here :lol:

M killick told me that it was only the roll of the ship.
I told him it felt more like a roll of lino
 

Chalky

Lantern Swinger
If I could roll my eyes any more, I'd be thrown off balance.

Grow up. If you're arrogant enough to assume that you'll be fighting cock-mad homos off with a stick, you're probably stupid enough not to notice them anyway.
 
Pondwater this has to be a wind up right? Of all the things that a mother can worry about when her baby is joining the services, and believe there are many, this ain't one of em. To be honest it never even occured to me! I have to say tho that this has been one of the most amusing threads yet - slim you made me laugh out loud, prompting my nosy family to start reading over my shoulder - which is always guaranteed to wind me up!
 

slim

War Hero
Don't worry about the gays, you should soon find out who they are and then you can shower at a different time. I wouldn't tell anyone in the mess that you are worried though or you will suddenly find the whole mess pretending to be gay and blowing you kisses. matelots love to wind people up.
 

andym

War Hero
Easy to spot them,drop your soap in the shower and youll soon find them out,unless youre plug ugly of course,but then that would solve the issue wouldnt it?That should be the least of your worries!Just tink about the HUGE blunt needles us MA's will use on you!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
You could simply avoid washing altogether, you smelly crab... then you'd get a mess scrub from all your fellow straights. Painful but safe! :lol:

Take soap on a rope, butt plugs (to preserve your virginity) and secure a windsock to your todger, and you should be pretty safe. Though if you're really this scared of gay men, I suggest becoming a Trappist monk.
 
S

Sam Dicosta

Guest
I'll look after you my friend!

BTW, do you have a sister ?
 

Dabs

Lantern Swinger
dunkers said:
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Sexual contact or any kind of harrassment is, as you know, absolutely verboten in the Forces so you needn't worry.
Unless your a sprog that is, and some hairy arsed faggot pins you in a corner. :( But Hey, don't worry shippers. The Navy has a don't touch policy, which means that ALL of the Wrens that have ever claimed to be pregnant after a stint foreign, well, they AREN'T are they? Basically, because you and NO one else are allowed to touch them. Therefore, logically speaking, the hairy arsed faggots can't touch you either. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: Go for it matey, feel safe and comfortable in your oppos bunk. :lol:
 
sandygib said:
Pondwater this has to be a wind up right? Of all the things that a mother can worry about when her baby is joining the services, and believe there are many, this ain't one of em. To be honest it never even occured to me! I have to say tho that this has been one of the most amusing threads yet - slim you made me laugh out loud, prompting my nosy family to start reading over my shoulder - which is always guaranteed to wind me up!
Sandy, I'm getting seriously worried about the Army. I always thought they were tough men able to withstand anything - like your average matelot. Now I know I was wrong... :(
 

Dabs

Lantern Swinger
Always_a_Civvy said:
sandygib said:
Pondwater this has to be a wind up right? Of all the things that a mother can worry about when her baby is joining the services, and believe there are many, this ain't one of em. To be honest it never even occured to me! I have to say tho that this has been one of the most amusing threads yet - slim you made me laugh out loud, prompting my nosy family to start reading over my shoulder - which is always guaranteed to wind me up!
Sandy, I'm getting seriously worried about the Army. I always thought they were tough men able to withstand anything - like your average matelot. Now I know I was wrong... :(
Good grief, Britain can now start trembling. :roll:
 
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