Birthday Card - Caption required.

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  1. There's a series of Birthday cards in them-they card shops
    that have photographs of ladies and gents from the 40's and
    50's on the front of 'em - and a witty and smut-laden comment
    has been added.

    Going to use this one on some crusty old gits birthday card, and
    I leave it up to you to add the appropriate witty remark.

    Off y'go then...........
  2. "The swimsuit round of this year's Miss World Contest proved to be particularly disappointing".
  3. Not a funny comment but that's a mean camel toe on the one on the left 8O
  4. "As the E-Bay auctioned closed, Clementine hurried
    out into the front yard and watched as Elton Johns
    personal helicopter landed just a few yards away..."
  5. "As mommy prepared breakfast for her retarded
    daughter - she failed to notice the evil smiling
    robot, wrapped in cling-film behind her....."
  6. Who says skimpy dress is a new thing?

    You want nipples and cameltoes, get an eyefull of me big boy.

    And my personal observation - wow that's sexy.
  7. No wonder the sheep were scared
  8. "Divers' Budget Cuts".

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