Birds! Is your bloke cheating on you?


War Hero
I met a very very fat bloke at aqua last week. We agreed that marriage was bad for the waistline because after a stressful day at work its so nice to come home and relax and get snuggly-buggly with someone and just flop on the sofa.

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But if there aint no fat chicks what else could we pull at 2a.m, full of beer, kebab dribbling down our shirts? it would also restrict a good gronks run ashore.

Fat birds are fun!!