Navy Net - Royal Navy Community

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Birds! Is your bloke cheating on you?

Shakey

War Hero
 
Shakey said:
At last, now maby the fat birds will get the point. I hate the "I have a boyfriend/husband allready, why bother" menatality.
NO FAT CHICKS!!!!
:grin: :grin:
 
I met a very very fat bloke at aqua last week. We agreed that marriage was bad for the waistline because after a stressful day at work its so nice to come home and relax and get snuggly-buggly with someone and just flop on the sofa.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
But if there aint no fat chicks what else could we pull at 2a.m, full of beer, kebab dribbling down our shirts? it would also restrict a good gronks run ashore.

Fat birds are fun!!
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
MoD_RSS Six general licences re-issued for the control of wild birds MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Six general licences reissued for the control of wild birds MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Press release: Protect birds when building, says James Brokenshire MoD News 0
trelawney126 Culdrose Matelots upset the Birds The Fleet Air Arm 2
soleil Pueblo Chieftain: "British Birds Put To The Test" The Fleet Air Arm 3
digger84 Posh Telly Birds Diamond Lil's 16
T Man-eating birds existed 500 years ago.... Diamond Lil's 10
F Classy birds Diamond Lil's 46
sgtpepperband Are Birds Stupid? The Quarterdeck 18
Oil_Slick Official! - Pompey birds are the fattest munters in the land Current Affairs 25
Scrumpy Feed the birds Diamond Lil's 10
Polycell Birds on Boats Submariners 56
scouse Black Cat call sign 671 eyes the Liver Birds Monday The Fleet Air Arm 3
shellbackmac Do your birds friends think you are a pervert? Diamond Lil's 19
Shakey Yorkshire birds are the ideal birds. Diamond Lil's 3
Shakey Daft birds Diamond Lil's 6
D Northern Birds! Diamond Lil's 10
C Snowball - the bloke not the act Nearest & Dearest 0
taffscrivs A girl and an old bloke Miscellaneous 1
janner Been caught out, try this bloke Diamond Lil's 3
FinnishMarine1/03 A little help checking a bloke. The Corps 43
R094V1-George This bloke is off-side Miscellaneous 0
BillyNoMates This bloke is a very clever one... Diamond Lil's 6
B New bloke, popping in to say Hi. Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 26
WreckerL This bloke needs therapy Diamond Lil's 9
Gombear The Belgian Bloke Current Affairs 20
BillyNoMates So - this bloke posted his picture on the Internet... Diamond Lil's 8
BillyNoMates Anyone know this bloke? Submariners 11
L You Gotta hear this bloke sing! The Internet - Best and Worst 6
N That Johnny Bloke Does it Again Current Affairs 44
sgtpepperband This bloke is suing William Hill... Diamond Lil's 11
L This bloke here for the Home Office please Diamond Lil's 7
T Cheating/Infidelity Common Practice?? Nearest & Dearest 68
yamyamdabber Cheating at things. Diamond Lil's 11
bikerman Cheating Biatch Diamond Lil's 9
D Husband brands his body, only to find wife cheating Diamond Lil's 9
alanbach A way to dump your cheating girlfriend The Quarterdeck 12
slim Isn't this sort of cheating? Diamond Lil's 45
Similar threads






































Top