Well, you're wrong! Just been outside and, using my shiny new mobile telephone, I have captured the following images. Shed No. 001 is a bit of a disorganised shit-pile a.t.t. but that's because I'm preparing to "destore" and move on:-
Sorry it's a bit of a mess inside. You should see the other fucker.
....and this is where that stinkin' festerin' rancid deceased moggie ended up.
Under me ladders....a maggot infested minging heap of oozing black fur.....yummy!