Nay, Nay and thrice Nay I say! Simply making
an observation that down here in the Back Bilges,
things seem to have gone a wee bit, sort of, well...boring.
I was hoping that we could liven up Lepers Corner
a bit. (Lo and Behold! - got me own thread!)
I 'aint homophobic, and really wish you all well on
your chosen sexual path....with the exception of
North Korean Lesbian Jehovahs' Witnesses - they
keep me on the doorstep for f***ing hours.
As for a sex change........p-l-e-a-s-e!!! A vasectomy
under local anaesthetic was sufficiently persuasive enough
to keep me on the Path of Straightness.
Now if you'll excuse me - this sweaty, beer swillin' heap
of toothless machismo is off to the pub for a fight, and when
I get home, I'm going to bite the head off next doors cat if I
find it's been crappin' in my garden again.
:glasses5: