BillyNoMates seeks sex change in Gash Barge

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by thingy, Aug 8, 2008.

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  1. It seems just sooooo sad that BNM is so stressed by numerous Normanic threads on the theme of aheterosexuality. I am seriously concerned that he doesn't get out enough. It seems that whilst homosex is deffo taboo the numerious heterosex threads have passed him by unnoticed. Perhaps he's trying to tell us something? ;) :dwarf:
     
  2. He may well be telling you all to fukc off, and stop banging on about how bent you all are.
     
  3. Nice one Thingy :thumright: As Corp/Jones used to say" They dont like it up em" :w00t: :thumright:
     
  4. Nay, Nay and thrice Nay I say! Simply making
    an observation that down here in the Back Bilges,
    things seem to have gone a wee bit, sort of, well...boring.
    I was hoping that we could liven up Lepers Corner
    a bit. (Lo and Behold! - got me own thread!)
    I 'aint homophobic, and really wish you all well on
    your chosen sexual path....with the exception of
    North Korean Lesbian Jehovahs' Witnesses - they
    keep me on the doorstep for f***ing hours.
    As for a sex change........p-l-e-a-s-e!!! A vasectomy
    under local anaesthetic was sufficiently persuasive enough
    to keep me on the Path of Straightness.
    Now if you'll excuse me - this sweaty, beer swillin' heap
    of toothless machismo is off to the pub for a fight, and when
    I get home, I'm going to bite the head off next doors cat if I
    find it's been crappin' in my garden again.
    :glasses5:
     
  5. Sounds interesting..... tell me more! :razz:
     

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