Come come Chief you must be aware where the problem lies so far as Critical Mass is concerned. The Royal Navy was once respected as a World Renowned Fighting Force--It's how I remember it. Anyone looking at Rum Ration today with its Infantile, Peurile and Anodyne offerings would assume that the RN today's highlight is HMS Raleigh. You are guilty (if guilty is the right word) of pandering to the shortcomings of today's lower Deck New Entrants. That all submissions should be tendentious would be absurd- but germane and adult they should be---- Or RumRation, as a misnomer, will fail.