The_Caretaker
War Hero
What do Monica Lewinsky and a Coke Machine have in common?
They both have a sign that says, "Insert Bill here, face up."
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Did you hear that Clinton wants to change the national bird?
He wants to change it to the Swallow.
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There's a woman and two men. The woman says she is the most beatiful person in the world. The first man says that he is the strongest man on the earth. The second man says that he has had the most sex in the world. But then all three disagree about one another and so the three go to the wizard. The woman went in and asked the wizard if she is the most beatiful woman in the world and the wizard said that she was. Then the first man went in and asked the wizard if he was the stongest man in the world and the wizard that he was. Then the second man went in and asked the wizard if he had the most sex in the world,but instead the second may came out and said "Who is Bill Clinton?"
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Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
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Why does Bill Clinton wear women's underwear on his arm?
Because he is trying to quit.
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Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"
The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,"I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice. I'll have the same thing he's having."
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Secret Service are agents expected to testify that Monica Lewinsky was in the oval office with the President unescorted for 40 minutes, But everything was O.K, she was just giving the President a debriefing.
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The FBI has called in Ms. Lewinsky to face charges of destroying evidence. It seems she has been washing out her panties without the courts' permission.
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They both have a sign that says, "Insert Bill here, face up."
............................................
Did you hear that Clinton wants to change the national bird?
He wants to change it to the Swallow.
.............................................
There's a woman and two men. The woman says she is the most beatiful person in the world. The first man says that he is the strongest man on the earth. The second man says that he has had the most sex in the world. But then all three disagree about one another and so the three go to the wizard. The woman went in and asked the wizard if she is the most beatiful woman in the world and the wizard said that she was. Then the first man went in and asked the wizard if he was the stongest man in the world and the wizard that he was. Then the second man went in and asked the wizard if he had the most sex in the world,but instead the second may came out and said "Who is Bill Clinton?"
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Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
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Why does Bill Clinton wear women's underwear on his arm?
Because he is trying to quit.
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Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"
The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,"I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice. I'll have the same thing he's having."
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Secret Service are agents expected to testify that Monica Lewinsky was in the oval office with the President unescorted for 40 minutes, But everything was O.K, she was just giving the President a debriefing.
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The FBI has called in Ms. Lewinsky to face charges of destroying evidence. It seems she has been washing out her panties without the courts' permission.
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