Bike sex man placed on probation

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  1. Ships_Cat

    Ships_Cat War Hero

    Invasion of privacy? After all, he was in his own room. His excuse is he was pissed, but would you have given the Pussers red a sly one after striking out at the bop? Neg Bicycle clips...

    A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
  2. NZ_Bootneck

    NZ_Bootneck War Hero

    Sounds like the silly sod could do with a trip to the trick cyclists. He was in a hostel so he may well have been one of those hoofed out of an 'Institution" by Thatcher.
  3. type42stoker

    type42stoker New member

    And 3 years on the sex offenders register, I thought people were placed on the register if they were a danger to other people, i.e. women or children, not bloody bicycles.
  4. Stripey_G

    Stripey_G New member

    Gorgeous looking bike though... don't you think???..... :hump:
  5. slim

    slim War Hero

    He is obviously gay, observe the male bicycle.
    I believe that the bicycle in question has a rather dubious reputation as a well known good ride.
  6. gbanger

    gbanger New member

    If humping objects is now illegal my dog is fcuked!
  7. Maxi_77

    Maxi_77 War Hero

    Has any one asked the bike if it gave it's consent?
  8. Probably!!!
  9. brigham600

    brigham600 War Hero

    I heard it was a bit of S&M as well, with the bike chained up, 3-in-one oil thrown all over it and he kept whipping it with an old inner tube. :)
  10. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    He's definatly gay, it was a raliegh chopper......
  11. Crabman

    Crabman War Hero

    ooh er!
  12. Crabman

    Crabman War Hero

    Apparently the bike was interviewed after caution and elected to make a no comment statement.
  13. brigham600

    brigham600 War Hero

    I also heard it was a 'mounting' bike. :-0
  14. TattooDog

    TattooDog New member

    Why have they included the victim's picture? I thought they were supposed to remain anonymous.

    Unless the picture is just posed by an actor.

    Edited for crap spelling
  15. sussex2

    sussex2 Supporters - GCM

    If he was in a locked room, in private, then why the prosecution. Even people in hostels are surely not open to having every aspect of their lives public.
    I raleigh can't see the problem.
  16. This isn't new. When I bought my first car, I gave my bike to my pal David. After he'd had the bike for a couple of months, it was completely f**ked.

    To be honest, Mr Stewart's bike does look under age. Seriously, though, they will be arresting blokes for sniffing girlie bike saddles next!


    Was there no statement by a police spokesman?
  17. shag_shacker

    shag_shacker War Hero

    oh shit
  18. shag_shacker

    shag_shacker War Hero

    i have just done a straw poll in th office and the girls dont mind the sniffing the saddle exercise but not whilst they are still on em.
  19. Stripey_G

    Stripey_G New member

    What about just sniffing the girls?? Not into saddles anyway!!
    (Can you ask em..can you ask em, please?) :w00t: :w00t: :thumright:
  20. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Hmm, seems a bit excessive - especially as he was only 'pumping up' his tyre...

    I reckon he was 'framed', to be honest... 8O :wink:

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