Biggest Cnut of an XO

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  1. Where and when did you come across the biggest Cnut of a Jimmy in your carrear? After nearly 20 years, I currently serving with mine. Complete knob as he changes his mind more often than a woman changes her clothes and has more faces than Big Ben. Complete Cnut!!
  2. Never had one who was a complete bellend but one particular dit sticks in my head.

    During BOST a few years back a few lads did the usual thing of getting pissed and having a kebab fight in one of the flats. As a result the ship got a bad mark for cleanliness or something so the Jimmy decided to ban big eats on board. This included takeaways for the duty lads.

    In protest at this great injustice, the ship's company took delight in ordering takeaways from every restaurant in Guz for Lt Cdr *****.

    After about the 3rd day of being piped to the gangway to collect his growing pile of big eats, he decided to reverse his decision. Unfortunately by then all the takeaways were refusing to deliver to our ship any more.
  3. Big Ben is a bell. :roll:
  4. Only on paper - in reality, the whole world, including the UK, knows the whole clock as Big Ben.
  5. Guns

    Guns War Hero Moderator

    Me. And if you lot were under me by good there be a few floggings. Never have I met, well read on a screen, such a bunch of disrespectful, rowdy, drunk and all round bad influence lot.

    Mark my words I have your cards marked. Now whats for tea? Snorkers good O.
  6. Watch it NC he's not a clock you may be accused of bellisum.
  7. I would like to propose Cdr X of Ark Royal 1976
    He quickly earned the nickname Beano due to his constant there will be no this and be no that.
    The manwas an out and out rsole :twisted:
  8. I remember one “Jimmy†who had a habit of picking his nose regardless of who he was with. Once, he even did it in the company of some visiting Brazilian Naval officers. I’ve often wondered whether they thought it was a Royal Navy tradition, and it is now part of the training for Brazilian officers. :roll:
  9. Not so much a Cnut, more one very embarassed XO - who literally fell in on his day one whilst walking aft around the fin at Faslane :oops: :cry:

    Much glee for all aboard :lol: - But he soaked up all the ribbing and was a VG Egg in the fullness of time....

  10. Maybe picked up when he was a Snotty?
  11. In reality, you do not speak for the whole world. You do not even speak for the UK. Those that know the whole clock as Big Ben are ignorant, and you would seem to be the spokesperson for the ignorant.
  12. I think most people know that Big Ben is a bell but refer to the clock as Big Ben as a matter of convenience. This doesn't mean you're ignorant.
    Not knowing the bell is called Big Ben is however and anyone who doesn't know whould be hung from Big Ben itself (the clock tower not the bell.)
  13. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    That's class. :p

    You remind me of an old RSM of mine, when stood to attention waiting in line outside the CO's office for an interview negative coffee he'd pace up and down behind us, stop behind you....pause....pause a bit more...then lean forward, breathe down the back of your neck.....pause again....then whisper/growl, "bet you just shat yourself then" giggle and move off to do it to his next victim down the line.
  14. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I thought Big Ben was a porn star. :oops:
  15. You are almost correct. The word “Big†actually refers to his Bellend. :lol:
  16. Our Navy XO on 360 squadron was watching us marching up an down for a standard presentation, one of the killicks had a bit of a man itch and gave a little scratch. XO came storming over and said "If I see you scratch your balls one more time I'll do it for you" Class!!!

    Other than that he was a complete throbber, all crab pilots on 360 were failed fast jet jockies, all RN pilots were pilots who fancies a change. All lumped under the failed pilots badge, and that upset him!!

    Finding a "Richard III" in his flying helmet, didnt help!! Not guilty your honour, but I know a man who is!!
  17. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    So, if say I wanted to be pedantic and say it in Latin would that translate as:

    Maximus Bellus Finito? :)
  18. Sounds right. :) In Japanese it could be:
    Okii Ochinchin owari. :scratch:
  19. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator


    Yerr tis gert bit.
  20. As one of the ignorant; you sir, are a pretentious bellend. Ah, the weekend is here 8)


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